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But it's more grammatically correct and better spelt than the usual random bollocks here Chris!

Eons from now, we warriors will believe like never before as we are recreated by the biosphere.

Not keen on this sort of styling!

Get Desmo to watch your back Eric! If you need real firepower call @Tym in......he loves shooting people!

Nice one Eric! Don't get shot doing it though......or at least get some pics before someone busts a cap!

How should you navigate this cosmic cosmos? Prophet, look within and change yourself. Have you found your circuit?

Great stuff Eric......I just noticed that the Guzzi has the rear shock mounted on the outside?

What Tym said!

We are at a crossroads of consciousness and suffering. Humankind has nothing to lose.

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It's very odd isn't it? I reckon he's looked at @Six30 and realised that he can't compete with those levels of twattishness!

Very nice!

Sounds a bad one! Fingers crossed!

Superb Ian! But 2 ride reports in a week......and pics? You've lost TOTY now for sure!

Not out on the bike today?

.......and stay in your van!

And I could sort out your computer issues Keith! But I don't think I could handle being surrounded by old people though! Cos invariably they're fucking miserable and complaining about everything.

I'd have thought that dealing with knuckle dragging parents would have been the worst part Dave?

Imagine if I was living next door to you.....wouldn't you love that?

Yeh.....there's so much more right across Spain Bob. But time, work commitments, and Covid restrictions make a lot of them impossible.

Step this way for Rugged Individualism!

Well I guess it can happen to all of us! Of course, breaking down on a very hot day in the middle of nowhere in rural Spain makes it even worse! OK.......here's the story! I was out by 10 before the wall of heat came down, and crossed into the Murcia province! Didn't take long to find some abandoned shit......a Petrol Station! I continued on and came across an abandoned country house! It was in a right state! Went in for a look round but the roof has fallen in on most of it! After clambering around in that devastation I continued on.......and found another Petrol Station! Which is when I was faced with the breakdown! No.....not me obviously.....I ride a BMW! Gutted now aren't you? It was some toothless Dago from Alicante broken down on a 20 year old two stroke Aprilia 125! He asked me if I had any ideas on what the problem was! All I could respond with was...... He reckoned it was fuel related so he did some shit with some tools! While he was trying to get it going I had a look round! By this time he'd got it spluttering away......though it didn't sound too clever to me! He told me he'd had the bike for 20 years since it was new! That's what they do here.....I've spoken to old guys who bought a bike new in the 1960's and have still got it. When I tell them I've had 64 bikes they look at me like I'm odd! The guy said that it's never broken down before in 20 years! Until today! Well until I showed up basically! Anyway.....I didn't have any more time to exchange pleasantries with toothless motorcyclists. I thought I'd put all that behind me when I left @Renegade on his own to be Billy No Mates until the end of time! It was starting to get hot, so it was off home before it became too unbearable. But as usual I found more deserted shit en-route! So there you have it......just another day in Spain

That's pretty radical shit there Fred.....I'm looking at it and cringing! This bit was OK......but the rest of it, not a chance!