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I've been saying that for 50 years now!

Portugal probably gets a marginally more discerning Brit than Spain though.

What did I say earlier? This is a tough audience! Though I do have a suspicion that @yen_powell might read books......cos he's very knowledgeable on graveyards and Victorian toilets!

First off, apart from @Slowlycatchymonkey I can't imagine any of the genetic mutants on here having the intellectual capacity to read a book. As for Steph, she's a seriously tough girl......good to see her doing so well now!

What you been doing then? Bingo? Bowls? Dominoes?

Some holiday you're having! You've gone from trolling in Lincoln to trolling in Cornwall.

Perfect weather......26C. But all I can do is ride the same road!

There's some massive cunts on this board!

Back from wobbling round the town.......and I'm hoping this is the last time I have to endure this mindless shit. It's looking very green here now with all the rain we've had over the last few months.

It was @Sir Fallsalot puking up cider at 17.....not me!

In my case it was being born in Swansea!

I'll be going out shortly to wobble round the town again!

Sorry to hear that Dave......condolences to you and the family.

So nobody got given any bikes then? Thank god for that!

Yeh I know Fred! Has the whole board flounced? Bruce hasn't been giving more bikes away has he?

Yeh.....that's a good feeling! My last mortgage was paid off in 2001.

Apart from the house I was born in, this is the longest I've been in any house (15 years). We would like to be somewhere different after all this time, but the cost and logistics of another move at our age is too much to take on.

Well my AZ is in the Health Centre in the town on Monday......so no big deal.

"At present I have BMW F650GS, lovely bike, but very heavy for me, even without luggage on it. I was thinking of trading it in for a v-Strom"

I love the colour contrasts on those houses!

Got to take the wife to Baza tomorrow morning to pick up the dogs' medication. Which is a legit reason to leave the town.