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Then it disintegrated?

But he actually rides it......and doesn't have a van! What can we learn from this @Tym?

I haven't got a clue!

.......I ran into this little outfit at a petrol station. I'd seen it on display many years ago when they used to do the Classic Motorcycle display in the town......but never actually seen it out and about. The owner told me it's a 1973 Vespa 150 and he's owned it for 40 years! Doesn't even appear to have a speedo on it now! Maybe he puts a bicycle one on just to get his ITV/MOT.......cos I saw the ITV sticker on it. This is how it's done @Mawsley........the guy doesn't appear to bin it either!

Until Chinese machines prove themselves on the circuit like the Japs did in the 60's they'll never be taken seriously.

The only comparison he'll be able to make is how easy it is to get in the van!

It's a slap that twat needs Michelle!

It was running when the pic was taken......so it complies with the rules!

"Almost" just doesn't cut it these days Fred!

The timing of the switch voting was unusual though! I checked 7.15 and you were ahead.....in fact I even downloaded your pic and resized it ready. Then I checked back at 5 to 8 and it had all changed.

I'm sure @Six30 voted for you if that's any consolation. Probably not!

Look at the pics.......there were people about today!

The people have spoken Ian........that's democracy for you. It looked to me like a couple of them switched votes at the last minute.

That's the way Lionel......guys like us don't have the need to belong like Van Boy Does!

It's Game Over! Congratulations to @Grasshopper's Ride..........and she's now the Cover Girl for the month of August!

Rectum stretching?

Looks like a couple of people have changed their vote and @Grasshopper's Ride is now in the lead!

You need to do it at any age once you've accumulated assets Fred.

It's no big deal really.....what I do isn't physically hard, but I do have to be available if needed. Last weekend I had no support tickets go in, but I've had to deal with 4 today. It's a lot easier now than when my boy walked out in 2016 leaving me in the lurch......as I've been systematically dropping off clients throughout that time. Plus Covid and Brexit have taken a few as well. I'll still take on new business but it'll have to be medium to large UK corporates with a healthy budget!

Still trolling? I think I'd better start mentioning your favourite forum again......and put you in a difficult spot with your handlers who are monitoring your movements on here. What you say @Slowlycatchymonkey?

I had to be dragged kicking and screaming to the ceremony on both occasions.....I didn't want to get married. But as you said, it does give you some peace of mind should something untoward happen. Though in that case the guy was at fault for not making a will.

Yep......I couldn't give a fuck what I look like! Never been any different.......

He's a creepy little fucker!