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Question mark around my boy's status in Poland now.....the right wing government are saying his papers aren't right. That's despite having residency there for 5 years. He's contacted the British Embassy to see if they can do anything.

So if you moved you'd uproot it and start again?

Our lives, as we knew it, have changed a lot Chris.

Looks small and really light?

Is that low?

Strangely quiet today! Somebody giving bikes away?

You and Blender........

Loads more not to photograph then!

Don't tell me.......you circumnavigated the globe three times before tea?

I dunno......I don't see any pics! This could well be Internet Bullshitting! What you say @Clive?

You got the bike yet @Six30?

Sounds like you're doing OK there......I'm still in Spain (16 years this year) but the shit Brit Pension (€800 a month) means I'll be working forever. But doing stuff on the Internet isn't exactly hard work........I'd be in deep shit if I had to do something that was physical.

She's still got the 600?

You retired now zzzak? I'm supposed to be (I'm 67 now) but I'll be working forever!

Tourettes!

Hi zzzak......long time no see! How you keeping?

Most I've ever had at one time is three back in 1975, Last time I had two was 2007.

Yeh......give it to him Six......maybe he'll fuck off back to the Epicentre of Misery then!

The wife was a bit pissed off.....because the first time she met my old girl, she remarked how much that the wife looked like this particular girlfriend. And my old girl being as tactless as she was blurted it out a few times over the years. So the wife had lived with this "she looks like girlfriend X" for 7 or 8 years. Then she finds out that girlfriend X is black! I remember her saying to me "How the hell can your mother say that I look like her if I'm white and she's black?"

Long story from 1971......I had a Vespa and a slag on the back.....mate of mine had a garage with a wheelbarrow!

I think I've mentioned this before.....but she's the one I didn't know that she was black. She turned up with her boyfriend in 1990 to fit loft insulation......the wife let her in (seeing her for the first time) and came out to me and said....."You never mentioned she was black?" I said "WTF you talking about? She's not black" The wife said....."Go upstairs and have a look then". So I went upstairs, took a look, came back down and said "Fucking hell.....she is black. Well she wasn't black when I knew her". The wife said....."How can you go out with a girl for 6 months and not know she's black?" I said......"Well in my defence, she wore a lot of make up, and I'd usually drunk a lot of beer". Wife said....."You had sex with her.....you must have noticed how dark she was?" I said...."No......it was pitch black behind the chip shop and the Guildhall Car Park".

We're talking about bikes not birds on the side Fred!