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Got a new gig come in......replacement site for existing client. So I'm going to be working this weekend.......hopefully I'll still be able to get out for an hour or so.

This was about 1988/89! I got to Strensham Services about 7am in the middle of Winter! All the car park area was in darkness (seemed like a power cut) so I ran into the bog busting for a shit. Had a shit, just about to leave and lights came on.......then I heard clicking of heels and women's voices! I was in the womens! Waited for them to leave and as I started to open the cubicle.....more women's voices. Fucking loads of them because a bunch of coaches had now turned up. Back in the cubicle and sat waiting for silence again. This went on for about an hour or so until the coast was clear to make an escape! I was fucking close to getting put on the Sex Offenders register!

I caught you on the hop?

No......thank you for a great ride report Eric! Helps to give us some credibility! If it was left to most of the others here this place would look more like a Manic Depressives newsgroup than a motorcycle forum.

Great stuff Eric.......when do you expect to get home?

Wow.....this is interesting stuff Yen! And no shit involved yet?

Result Bob!

Where's that Dave?

Weather looks decent enough here...... ......so hopefully I'll be out! The wife's on about going to the garden centre in Caniles but I'm going to try and switch that to today if possible. What have you got planned?

Good to see you Chris! Is the arthritis going to cause problems with work......because what you do is pretty physical?

Good call Bob.......cos no paper is going to give him any dosh for a photo of his pants!

Nor me!

Came to Spain and didn't show your face here did you?

I've mentioned this one in the past, but it may not be familiar to everybody! This one goes back to 1972 and there was this one guy, Dai Tanner, who used to fall off his bike! A lot! Back in those days we were always in a pack......so it was guaranteed he was going to do it in front of everybody at some point. And the first time he did it......he started crying! Everybody was horrified cos he was shaming us (this was the Greaser/Skinhead era).......so he got told that if he cried again he'd get a twatting. Sure enough he kept falling off......and everytime he did he started his snivelling. So we'd all run over to him (even if he was still on the floor) and give him a fucking belting! If anybody missed the run, and they found out he'd been crying, they'd just give him another fucking smack as soon as they saw him. He gave up bikes in the end. Maybe it wasn't for him.

I worked with a guy who had been everywhere, done everything, knew everything......you know the type. It was in a motor factors in Swansea in the late 70's......I was about 24/25.......he was mid thirties and originally from London. I remember one time I asked him if he was in the Swinging Sixties London scene.......and he came out with all this shit about kipping at Hendrix's flat, being in the studio when "All you need is Love" was recorded, out drinking with Keith Moon etc. So I asked him was it true with the Mick Jagger - Marianne Faithful Mars Bar story? He turned to me, and said absolutely emphatically......"Too bleedin right it's true.......cos Mick used my Mars Bar to do it".

Same here! That's why I spat my olives onto @Pedro's plate back in 2006. He seemed to enjoy them though!

Absolutely!

I got stuck in the women's toilets in Strensham Services back in the 80's!

That you know of.....because they don't fess up when they get compromised. See THIS!

It's heavier than a 650 Strom?

Do you think there may be a connection between those two Fred?

Just use GMail.......nothing beats it!