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So you're in Spain on Friday?

There are things we can't understand or explain! I've seen and experienced many odd things over the years.....but if you mention them people think you're either mad or some sort of crank. In this house we're in now we've both seen cups and plates move for no reason, pictures come flying off walls, objects appear in places they were never put, and inexplicable sounds at various times. And the front bedroom is always cold......despite the fact it's double glazed with external shutters and only has one external wall. The biggest and most dramatic was the phantom plane that I saw in 1995.......I have mentioned it many times over the years, but those with closed minds and limited intellects just laugh it off!

Premonition it sounds like!

So nobody here has ever had any weird coincidences? You truly are a bunch of boring bastards!

You've got to defend your title Bob!

You're trying to out-troll Six now aren't you?

I was praising you......I said that I was going to nominate you for MOTY in December because you've done so much to help this forum grow!

If you got a Ducati you need a van for breakdown purposes though Clive! I gotta give it Six......he was way ahead of the curve on that one!

He's got the Chav bike as well! And let's not forget the Van!

All he need to do is give you a bike and he's got it in the bag!

As this is the Weird Coincidence thread......this may be relevant @Tango As you know, I got fitted up because @Six30 was being an annoying cunt over there. I left.....others started asking questions, word went round, people got restricted and banned, and we had an incoming of new members. That was really needed because history shows us that we can't survive with just the longtermers......we must have new blood. That ain't easy considering the power Social Media has.......and I was out of ideas quite frankly. But cometh the hour, cometh the man! In came Six playing the annoying cunt over there, and he was the catalyst that sparked their actions that caused the exodus.....and the rest is history. I tell you what.....he's singlehandedly put us on the map by being an annoying cunt! Is that a weird coincidence or what? He's got my MOTY vote (and obviously TOTY as well) this year. The double has only ever been done once before by Mad Marcel in 2008......could it happen again? I just hope his Handlers over there reward him in an appropriate manner for the difference he's made! What you say @Clive?

Good point Bob! It's a fair cop!

The truth is now revealed......I always had my suspicions! What you say @Tango?

I'm not the one who was trolling people on the other forum.....you were! And then I got roped into your Incomprehensible Warning PM and I'd done nothing! So basically I was guilty by association!

Food shortages and the chaotic inferno of hate sweeping the UK are all down to Covid Tony........no other reason whatsoever.

Hear this @Swagman? Get out of the Old Folks Home and get exploring.......though having said that, the big Fazer is probably not the best tool for the job!

Back to trolling now? Your recent low profile activity was getting us worried!

I'd check out the F750GS too Bob.

Yeh......it's called England!

What does that mean?

One thing I thought of, based on @Tango's experience, was this! You may remember me mentioning the girl that stabbed me in Swansea in 1972? Well in 1997 I was managing a computer superstore in Aylesbury and in walked her brother who was the same age as me! I recognised him straight away......it had been 25 years since I'd seen him last, but apart from normal ageing he hadn't changed at all. Fortunately I'd changed a lot.....from this..... .....to this..... .......so he didn't recognise me. We actually spoke and I disguised my accent as much as possible, so he had no idea who I was. Cos the last thing I wanted was his lunatic sister turning up with a knife again!

Yeh.....it looks very green up there!

Yeh.....come on up......it's worlds apart from the environment you live! We rented in Los Belones for 4 months before we moved here. Though it was nice to be by the sea, the Brits down there did my head in. Full of shit!

You travel 1500 miles to start a new life then get stuck living next to a Brit knuckledragger. Get out in the sticks with the Dago Peasants, Gypsies, and Midgets!