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If you're having a shitfest don't forget to invite @yen_powell! Doesn't hurt to have professionals standing by!

These guys are amazing.....

And nothing in the shops to go and buy!

With some sort of chip in it that tracks you as well.

And "you know who" will lose his shit when Marquez equals his tally!

Fabio's pretty much got it sewn up this year! But if Marquez can continue as he was today, then build the shoulder up more over winter, he's going to take a lot of stopping next year!

Embarrassing isn't it? And where's all the VR46 fans now.......the circuits used to be full of them!

The old Marquez is back at last!

If anybody wants a MotoGP stream go HERE!

What Tym said!

Me and @Renegade are too old for the moped era.

There's massive trenches further down Bob......it was like there'd been an earthquake!

I honestly can't remember.....it's going back years!

Doubt it!

He looks older and fatter than what I imagined! Just as fucking stupid as I imagined though.

Rugged Individualism without vans in Aisle 5!

Weather's getting easier now......the temp was 23C with a light wind! So it was perfect conditions! Talking of perfect conditions......remember the pics I posted up a week or so ago of the storm that we had? Well today I went down one of the roads that I usually go on to cross into Almeria......and it's completely wrecked! God knows how bad it was further down so I went back up onto the main road towards Murcia......then back onto the rural ones. Then I found an abandoned country house in the Murcia province! This one was filled with carcases of dead farm animals.....fucking stinking it was! @yen_powell would have loved that shit! The thing was collapsing everywhere..... But being such a legendary Rugged Individualist I still went in! You can see some more dead livestock just behind the door.....I'm OK with that sort of thing as long as it's not a dog! Then it was back on the road again! Crossed into Almeria and then reached the border with Granada! All in all I did about 200kms (125 miles) and it only used €10 of fuel! I've now owned it a year and just passed 5K kms that I've done on it! 24K kms/15K miles on the clock in total! The warranty has just expired so I'm now in unknown territory! But all reviews state that this is a very well built and under-stressed motor capable of very high mileages if maintained properly! So I should be fine......shouldn't I?

You take that Gammon round with you everywhere to photograph him then? What you say @Clive?

I'm off out shortly.....no van involved!

Got to be more interesting than these humourless cunts!

Yes.....it's no secret I can't do shit like that Bob! My mind doesn't work that way.