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Cheers Michelle!

You don't know WTF you want Dave! I know what you need though......electroconvulsive therapy for a start! Then a van!

You rode it? Sounds a bit far-fetched to me.....what you say @Clive?

I can't seem to find the Van Report from you this weekend Six?

Rugged Individualism!

Just the odd wipe over with an old rag Pedro!

Well spotted Bob.......seems like I dodged another bullet out there!

Generally I'll use Google Maps to find abandoned locations, and then switch to Google Earth to get a better idea of what's there. Because where I go there's no street views. Today I located an abandoned country house, but on checking Google Maps there appeared to be something behind it. No idea what exactly because it was too blurred to be able to see. So off I went to reach the country house.......and then investigate what was behind it! It could have been anything......midget sodomites, machete-wielding psychopaths.......or even worse, dumb fucking Brits! The house was completely sealed with no way to get access......and it was one of those creepy ones where the shutters move now and again because there are birds inside. At the side of the house there was an old cave which had been dug into the hillside. I followed the path and got behind the house itself! The pathway continued on.......which presumably led to whatever it was that showed up on Google Earth. It was a step into the unknown......but being the rugged individualist I am It didn't faze me one bit! Shit.....I don't even own a van! What I discovered was very surprising......a network of abandoned caves in ruins because the hill they were built into appeared to have collapsed in places. When you find something where the upper structure has collapsed and the flooring is subsiding in places, it's a dangerous environment! But I'm a thrill seeker and that's how I get a buzz......so in I went! At this point I was now inside the hill itself! This was where I was inside......and going through the hill itself. I emerged from the other side of the hill..... ......and then followed a hidden path.... .......that led me around the other side of the house! So I survived! You casuals can now get back to your fucking vans, gardening jobs, and domestic duties.......I've got everything under control!

Not the first time either.....makes me think back to Jon Erik Hexum and Brandon Lee!

Lazy twat!

Any of you casuals likely to come up with a ride report tomorrow?

Fingers crossed!

It's not Bob......it really is that green! In fact I can't ever remember seeing any areas as green as that in all the years I've been here!

Yeh.....people see @Six30 on the members list and think....."not that annoying cunt again".

@nuovaic.......when are we going to hear from you?

I have a lot of clout here!

Unlike you Casuals I've been out Styling and Profiling! And surprisingly it's looking very green......which is weird, because apart from the storm a month ago we've had no rain.

He shot somebody on a film set didn't he?

Back to heavy though Dave?

And deservedly so!

Very impressive!

And he bought some real shit for sure!