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Impressive looking thing......but that fairing looks a bit big to me!

You're from Carediff Alan.......there's not much you're genetically engineered for!

Any pics of the aforementioned river widening?

Hadn't seen much of you!

I thought you'd flounced?

@Clive knows about the Yam scooters! Some of those bigger ones look good!

You need to come down here for a course in Motorcycling Tourettes and Water Avoidance Bob!

You're older and fatter now Dave!

Something like that is what you want! Or a van!

It's a step up from a van Clive! Not a big one admittedly!

Fucking Cockney moment more like!

He's not off again is he Ray? Didn't know you had the house up for sale.......you planning to get somewhere away from the Brit knuckle draggers?

We originally had the red plastic ones with photo which were really handy for ID. Then they replaced them with the stupid bits of paper.

Yeh....get a fucking grip @Mawsley.....or you'll end up like one of those sad cunts in a van!

No.....he's owned it for 11 years: https://www.whois.com/whois/zenoverland.com So like most setups in this market sector it's going nowhere fast. Virtually all the Adv writers/adventurers/tour companies have lacklustre home made sites. The only one I've ever seen that I'd class as professional and fit for purpose is Rawhyde.

What's the latest on what you plan to buy next then Dave? You've bound to have changed your mind since last week!

If he's Gabriel Bolton from Wells he's still about. Still riding bikes and shows his worK as Zen Overland. Looks like he tried to do a DIY site on Wix.......http://www.zenoverland.com/

Great Bob! How did the business go?

I've always ridden in Jeans........they survived a 110mph dismount so I've got no issues with them.

Hair dryer.....peel off bit by bit......then use Triple Wax to remove all residue. Suzuki stickers are the worst.....the whole bike could fall apart but the stickers will still be there.

I've done most of them Bob......this Beemer is the exception cos it's very fiddly. Plus I'm too old to roll round on the garage floor now.

Definitely worth it Clive!

When was the oil changed last @Clive? In terms of miles and time? First thing I'd do is change oil and filter!

I think the Vespa is 24bhp though.

Has Mad @Mawsley seen this shit yet?