XTreme

Bit risky taking the bike that time of year though Yen?

One thing about this Xmas......at least none of us have mobility restrictions in place like last year. However, if people go out and start mixing en-masse then you know what's coming in January!

Wouldn't this be more suitable Yen?

I always said that he's a smooth talking motherfucker Lionel!

You got the Ladies trolling you now.......you must be a Playa! What you say @Tym?

You're trolling our Troll!

Kickback gone in there for sure!

They've got form Dave......

When I was young and single it was great.......and when the kids were young it made it all worthwhile. Now it's just a pain in the ass! If it wasn't for fucking Covid my eldest boy would have come over from Poland and we'd have seen our grandkids for the first time. But those stupid Slavic fucks won't wear masks, loads of them won't get vaccinated, plus the Catholic Church has moral objections to it.....which explains why it's rampant there. So it's just too risky for the little ones to travel in that sort of environment. The youngest boy in NL can't come over cos there's high Covid figures there too. Plus his girlfriend's father is seriously ill, so it's not the right time to make the trip. That means another Xmas on our own here! Joy of fucking joys! And it'll either piss down or snow throughout the period to add more misery! Anyway.......what you lot got planned?

He could have been a contender I'd say!

No way he could be accused of biting him.

One liner of the year there I'd say! What you say @Slowlycatchymonkey?

Should have got himself a nice van!

What did he say?

Calendar quality Terry!

Got to be this one surely?

No......it was a serious bike-related thread by @Tango.......and your dick stuck out like a sore thumb!

Buck didn't go to that......I think @Sir Fallsalot did though.

How did he lose his penis? A bizarre Spandex accident?

One more for the Annoying Cunt thread!

That was a good film......though Roger Moore was a very different type of Bond to Sean Connery!

I could do with some of that!

The latest monologues have now been moved in here because the other members will complain!

Incomprehensible Warning PM could be an option Clive?