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13!

You're in the lead with 11 Clive!

Eight......and an NSU in there? I didn't expect one of those to turn up.

........have you owned up till now? Mine stands at NINE.......highest number owned first: Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, Kawasaki, BMW, BSA, Triumph, Vespa, and Lambretta! So what's your total?

Superb Alan!

Damn you Metropolitan Liberal Elite!

Even @Six30? And @MooN's spelling is just bizarre......half English, half French.

Probably a bit too small Tym!

No......I want to change it! But still no idea what for!

Same here......but obviously we nicked the loaf!

I've always loved brown bread.......particularly Hovis! Eating white bread is like chewing a mouthful of dough to me!

Is it good for you then?

Still no bikes on the shortlist!

Why? Funnily enough that's the only bread I eat!

@Mawsley is probably more unstable than you are Tym. Because he writes so well it's not immediately evident.......but the reality is he's totally fucking barking!

He said something like "Goddam Spics screwed me over again".

Foreign journalist on Twitter: "I have been asked by Europe to pass on a request to the UK that its daily slapstick sitcom “The Government” is moved to a weekday-only schedule as we often have plans with family & friends at the weekend so don’t have enough time to keep up with the current 7 day-a-week schedule".

And the dosh he extorted from Eddie 20 years ago it where it all started!

What Tym said! What you say @boboneleg?

Juan from Aimoo involved?

It's good you've got cops patrolling!