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Just a security precaution Pedro.......normal text is fine, but I-Frame code like you had is a risk.

You can't Pedro! Pasting code scripts is disabled for security reasons so you'd need to screenshot!

And @alfalfa's losing votes!

Annoying Cunt.......No filter here!

No idea on the history of this one Dave!

@MooN......how were you still in school in 1990?

Looks like @Pedro has pulled in a shitload of votes from somewhere!

The Van Van preferably!

You should have seen the dust on my wheels! And then no water at the Jet Wash! That's dangerous trauma for an OAP you know!

Nice one Chris......looks bloody messy there though!

They're fucking hopeless......I'll have to wash it myself tomorrow now!

I can't vote for Beta Bum Boys Fred.......I gotta think of my street cred!

I know that's a strange title......but this is quite a strange occurrence. Because normally I get an approximate location of abandoned villages, buildings etc via internet searches, or through scanning Google Maps and Google Earth. Well this one came from neither of those sources......it was just something I stumbled across following farm tracks on the Granada/Almeria border. I have no idea which province it's in as there are no signposts in places like that, and I don't even have a name for the village either. Because it doesn't actually exist anywhere. I'm wondering if it's one of those mythical Ghost Villages that only appears once a year or something? Anyway.....wherever it is, and whatever it may be called, this one was very unusual! Firstly I did about 20kms up some rough farm tracks...... And there it was! Now this wasn't just a few bits of rubble......there were even deserted streets. This seemed to be the main street running through it...... Empty buildings everywhere......many of whom weren't as old as the ones I normally visit. Had a look inside the ones that were accessible...... This was probably the largest area of abandoned properties that I've ever visited......yet there's no reference to it's actual existence anywhere. The bike got quite dusty and sandy covering this area, so once I got back to town it was straight to the Jet Wash. However, they'd run out of fucking water. No water cuts in town........it's just their car wash has no water! Don't fucking ask! So my day consisted of stumbling across an abandoned village that doesn't seem to have existed......and a Jet Wash that has no water! For no apparent reason!

I'm back! Ride Report later!

I don't think we're going to get it.....show yourself @MooN

@alfalfa's got a big lead already!

9C here and rising! Looking good at the moment!

I'll start things off with a vote for @alfalfa

First one of the new year! You get one vote, and you are able to change it if you want because it keeps the suspense going! So here are the entries.....and the poll closes on Monday 31st January 8PM GMT! Tango Tym Buckster Pedro Gymwitch Sir Fallsalot boboneleg alfalfa XTreme Grasshopper's Ride

You're on my wavelength Lionel!

I got new shite jeans!

The sea froze over in Swansea!