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How long had it been standing when you picked it up?

Ran OK when you brought it back though?

What you say @Clive?

I don't know whether that's true or not but the account is a parody.

The only positive thing I can say about us is at least we're not Stu and Bender! What you say @Six30?

@Slowlycatchymonkey at the bike shop!

Somebody cum in your carb? Sounds like @Sir Fallsalot has been in close proximity to that machine!

Which POS bike is yours?

Never worried @yen_powell

Her father calls the shots with everything.....he makes all the decisions for them. And he's a fucking idiot! And my boy just goes along with it like a little child!

Well no insane FB messages from the Psycho today.......won't be long before she starts again. She's now doing everything possible to make sure this doesn't happen. It's a no win situation for us......half of us really wants to see our son and the grandkids while the other half is dreading the experience (and the cost) of her coming up here.

They're a tough breed.....there's even old grannies brandishing automatic weapons. No wonder the Russians are abandoning their vehicles......if you've got a bunch of crazy old women defending their families out to kill you you're in deep shit.

Didn't have old fuel in it did it? Or E10?

She's not! She's about 5ft 2ins and fat! Zero personality.

No.....it's done 6000kms and 2 oil changes!

They've never met her and they don't want to.

No......everyone will just assume he's a lazy cunt. And they'll be right!

You fancy riding a Buckster Bob?

You wouldn't say no!

I wish she was staying there! My boy in NL and his girlfriend were planning to come over in April but they've cancelled now she's coming here.

Wouldn't start?

I knew you wouldn't keep that bloated barge long! This is a surreal experience for me......somebody beating me in bike buying! Cos since we started 2 years ago I've had two bikes.....6 months with the Strom and 18 months with the Beemer! You must have had about 6 since then!