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They've been going years!

Why?

Well it seems to coincide with your bollock surgery Ray!

Yeh.....it creeps up on you gradually!

This came through this morning......appears to have come from a Romanian nympho! Let me know if any of you pitiful losers are interested and I'll give you the contact details! "Hello all, guys! I know, my message may be too specific, But my sister found nice man here and they married, so how about me?! I am 27 years old, Anna, from Romania, know English and Russian languages also And... I have specific disease, named nymphomania. Who know what is this, can understand me (better to say it immediately) Ah yes, I cook very tasty! and I love not only cook ;)) Im real girl, not prostitute, and looking for serious and hot relationship..."

Bloody hell.....good to see you Scott! Your membership expired at the Line Dancing Class?

They've modernised it though surely?

Got to be serviced and valve checked every 3 thousand miles or something.

You're right......it's Taiwanese actually.

The triangle of abuse between Buck, Tym, and Bruce! Bruce sailed away into the sunset cos Buck called him Flouncing Bloater.......and then you turned up in your van to take his place!

I like them as you know.....and double disc with USD forks is a good upgrade......but I'm not sure if it would give me anything different to the Beemer.

You don't want an Incomprehensible Warning PM from @Clive Bob!

What change over? There's nothing out there that's a better fit at the moment than the Beemer. If my needs change.....like if I'm doing longer journeys for example.....then something else may be a better fit.

Apart from a CRF300L they don't exist......unless you look at a hardcore offroader. That would be no good to me!

The forum puff?

OMG......don't say that you're trolling me as well now? This wouldn't be happening if Six had got the Mod gig! What you say @Clive?

@Six30 has replaced Flouncing Boater in the eternal triangle Bob!

Amazing quality......colours are so clear!

I think I'll pass on those Bob!

Shit! All that seems to be selling here now is Trail/Adv bikes.....no demand for anything else besides little scooters as commuters. If you've got a standard bike here now it's not worth much.

I'd rather take the bus!

Like you I'd jump at a new DR650 but that's not going to happen Bob!

278kg! That's 50% heavier than my bike!

......cos after all, I've had it 16 months now! That's an eternity for me! But you know what the problem is? There's nothing out there that appeals to me! They're either too big, too small, too heavy, too ugly, too focussed on just one aspect, or just too expensive! WTF? Am I stuck with this Beemer forever? Anybody else finding your choices are very limited these days?