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As far as I know yes! After all the whole event was built around that!

That's Calendar quality!

Photos of speedos......that's conclusive for sure!

So you say Marcel! But of course you could be one of those internet bullshitters who claims to have been everywhere, seen everything, and done everything! And then can't produce a shred of evidence to verify it. Forgot their camera or phone is the usual excuse! I'm not saying you are......but that kind does exist! Tell him @Tym

And the colour coordination on them is pretty weird too.

It's Dark Motorcycling Pedro.....you can't introduce "nice" into that scenario.

I've only ever seen one on the road.....it's a lot bigger than what it seems in pics! And a lot uglier too.

I think it's really ugly! And when you consider that I've owned 3 Stroms that's really saying something.

No.....the Tracer has a 17" front wheel and I want 19". Apart from that, the styling of it looks weird to me! And the T700 is just too offroad focussed.

What would you call nice Pedro?

Quality is amazing Terry!

No.....I'm a Yamaha man! But you've got to give credit where it's due!

I was out a few hours......weather early 20's so it was not a case of having to run for cover as I've been doing since May. There was a bit of a wind though, but not enough to cause any issues. You'll see the road surfaces continually changing as I switch from province to province so you've got to be alert all the time. And you have to be very careful with any surfaces that have been recently repaired......sometimes it's a two foot trench hidden underneath a bit of soft tar! Came across some abandoned shit but I didn't go too far inside as it was full of decomposing livestock......and fucking stinking! So here you are......this isn't the sort of stuff the Harley boys could handle obviously. But I'm sure they're well aware of their limitations! Some green shit growing in the field! No idea what it is.....I'm not big on green shit! Pretty barren out here......no phone signal either, so not a good place to bring an unreliable bike! But I'm OK......I have a Honda! Then came across this wreckage! Fucking bad smell here! Most of you Pussies would be puking your guts up at this point! Back on the road again....... More abandoned shit...... By this point I'd left Murcia and I was in Almeria...... Eventually crossing back up into Granada again! Couldn't have done this two years ago when we were locked into our areas! So a nice run out......and the bike continues to be fucking brilliant. @boboneleg understands when I say that it doesn't seem to look much on paper, and it's the same when you see one up close. It appears to be a generic UJM with a bit of Adv styling to boost sales......but the reality is that it's a whole lot more than that. You'd have to ride one to see what I mean! Everything just works so well together! If I wanted to nitpick I'd say the suspension is a bit basic and a little bit more power wouldn't go amiss. But the reality is that I can compensate for those minor things......you just have to bear in mind the allround package that you actually get. For not a lot of money it has to be said! It all comes down to getting the right bike at the right time! And at last I've got it right.

I'm off out Styling and Profiling!

Talking of Mange.......

They'd be aiming for a mini AT I'd have thought.

Ended up living in a caravan in a mate's garden.......he lived life to the full but made some terrible business decisions apparently.

Great article on Read!

This bag acts as as a piss bottle? @Sir Fallsalot will jump at this shit! And is that an oil leak on the engine?

Well it looks like I've only got tomorrow...... Not sure if we'll have the boys this weekend again as they're still under the weather. And now the Boxing's cancelled as well there's not a lot on the cards. What about you lot?

We've suspected that you were from another planet for many years Marcel!