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The wife has a problem with shoes as well.....cos she's a 5. Which considering she was 5ft 8ins was pretty odd.

They say 5 years, but I kept my Shoeis for over 10 years......this HJC I have now is 7 years old. I'll probably change it next year.

Another poor fucker stitched up by a Cockney! Will people never learn?

Worth checking out Alan!

No.....I see him more in this role!

How far did you ride in that Yen?

Absolutely! We need to keep track of those Illuminati fuckers!

How did I get lumbered with a bunch of no-hopers like you lot? We need to attract more members of a better calibre like @Marcel and @Six30

No.....it's £6077. Which is about what 20 examples of your bike would be worth.

As a final summing up to the episode of Jeremy Kyle that we've been living in for the past year, I can report that a cloud over our life is now starting to lift. There's no more worrying about running into that fucking munter in the town, and them wanting something. So what did it all achieve? We got them out of close proximity to a war zone and out of that fucking Slavic shithole.......thereby giving our son and the boys a future. He's now got a good job with an international company and they're all living in a thriving Western European capital city! Bit of a change from Death Camp Central and bad air quality from pollution. She'll do everything possible to fuck it up so she can go back to her ghetto of course. But we've got no control over that, and if that's what happens then they have to accept the consequences. We won't be going through this again. We paid a high price..........physically, mentally, emotionally, and financially! To the tune of about €6-7K. But at least we'll never have to look back and wish we'd done more! And I can say the same about the kids from my first marriage as well. Our conscience is clear!

Yes......we were totally honest about everything. We've given him the washing machine we bought for them as compensation for the missing items.

A Cunt like that will never make friends!

Back in Britain!

Wondering what your motivation is for making lengthy posts to bots Chris?

..............as in he bought a Beemer?

Don't know whether those of you on FB have seen it, but @Specs's GS has had a trip on a Grua! Been taken to a BMW dealer but they can't look at it for a week! Presumably they've got a queue of fucked Beemers to deal with first. This time last year I was going through that ordeal!

Brilliant report Caroline.....great write up!

Very good! But I thought it was all women......why was there blokes there?

Oh yeh.....back in the 90's grey and parallel imports were a big thing. The height of the bars suggests it's a Yank one!

US import Saul? And I immediately noticed the rusted bolt on the handlebars!

We went to the supermarket today and saw our friend Sonia who works there. She's grown very fond of Jake and she used to see him regularly.....Jake would run to her and hug her every time. I told my boy to ensure that Fatty took him in to say goodbye......but of course she didn't. She knows Sonia has been a good friend of ours since we came here, so probably doesn't like that connection. When we told her that he'd gone she was close to tears because she didn't have the chance to say goodbye to him. She always knew what the fat cunt was like, and now she's experienced it herself. When we told her that we spent three days cleaning up Fatty's shit and that Fatty had stolen items belonging to Paco her face changed into a woman's death stare! Spaniards are not good at hiding their feelings......even if you don't understand the language you're going to see it in their faces!

What Marcel said!