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How much was that?

My bike's too boring to fail MOT's and warp discs!

I believe that's what they call "character" Alan. And Hondas are boring because they just keep on running! Boring will do for me!

Absolutely! We're still waiting for the final electric and water bills from Paco!

Any sign of the Beemer getting fixed Alan?

Now they're fighting over Pet Food I bet!

He dropped half to a small farm on the other side of town first, then we led him to where the horses are. And we had a guy we know with a forklift to get it off the truck and stack it under cover! Ended up a bit cheaper at €1200......but that's still nearly double what it normally is.

Got to meet a truck coming from Sevilla at 10AM at the petrol station.....it's carrying €1500 worth of straw for the horses. Because of the drought that's been going on there's virtually none available, so we're having to pay way over the odds to get this stuff!

Ely? I think @Renegade lives somewhere near there.

He's had no mates for nearly 18 years now! And no teeth for about 60!

Well at least it wasn't somebody else's!

Fucking hell! You're 70 years of age and lying about an exam you did 60 years ago! You Cardiff lot never change!

I think the Giphy site is down!

Years ago you admitted you failed and then went to a private secondary school.

Don't forget that you were top of the class in the Annoying Cunt lessons!

I remember 50 years ago in a bikers' pub in Swansea.......one of the boys would go to the bog and some of us would always drink his pint. He got fed up with it, so before he went to the bog he'd spit in his pint and show everybody what he'd done. He thought that he was being clever by stopping us drinking it......and sure enough we didn't. But instead of drinking it, we all went and spat in it! Some of the boys would even be snorting the contents of their nose into it. He'd come back all smug thinking he'd got away with it.......and then proceeded to carry on swigging his beer. We'd be pissing ourselves! Now this is the environment that I spent 40 years living in.......so is it any surprise that some slightly ill mannered behaviour may manifest itself from time to time? I'm the victim here!

Especially when I'm spitting food across the table onto your plate!

They won't show their Gammon faces here!

We have two passes here (Me and @Specs) and two fails (@Renegade and @Clive). I was interested to see if we have any other participants!

No sweat.......you can join our mechanically clueless club! You'll be in good company......me and this man! He's the one who nobody could identify as being mechanically clueless. He'd turn up to a race meet after a night of drinking and womanising along with Bill Ivy and not even know what fucking bike he was riding. Once he got on the bike he'd say "Which way does the track go and what's the lap record?" Then go out there and wipe the floor with everybody and smash the lap record! Unique talent.....but didn't know one end of a spanner from the other! I'm exactly the same......well apart from the talent bit obviously!

Excellent Dave! I bet not many of these modern bike shops could work on something like that?

So you take your bike on holiday and have nothing else to do other than resize pics on here? You sad twat!

Fred doesn't want to go anywhere near your pussy @Sofia!

It's on the move......so this can now go in Ride Reports!

Very bushy one!