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Can you define Real Bikers?

Casual!

Being a mechanic is not a prerequisite to being a motorcyclist! I've thrown out this question before and nobody got it........I'll try again! What famous rider was known for being completely mechanically incompetent, and unable to give any machine feedback to his mechanics other than to say it was shit?

Haven't you got enough bikes already?

Has @zzzak been rubbing off on you?

I'm off to Ivan's for a haircut!

Fucking Harley Rally by the look of it!

A Pacific Coast!

You're not the first Harley owner to say that!

We're going to demand to be let in next week to check! And taking Paco with us!

@Tango's not been on since last Friday.....hope all's OK recovering from his surgery! Just messaged him now!

Just gave Paco (owner of the flat) a months notice and final payment. They're likely to be gone to Madrid by the end of the month.

I'm back from Granada! Had to wait an hour and a half here while the wife had the injections! Then it was back onto the motorway stopping off at the services in Guadix to admire top boxes! And finally...... Shouldn't be any more Granada trips for 6 months now!

No.....waiting for the wife to get her back injections. Planning to get a Double Whopper from Burger King on the way back.

I'm off to Granada!

BOTM contender I'd say!

Do they have an issue with the Portuguese? Cos I know they're not particularly keen on the French!

And those two things are connected somehow?

I didn't post this in Jokes because it's actually real! It's the Minister for the Environment getting enthused about a new bathing site! @yen_powell.......that's this year holidays sorted for you! You can soak yourself in shit and sewage for a couple of weeks!

The thought has crossed my mind Fred!

No.....like here we won't be allowed to to go to their flat. We'll book a hotel!

We'll be going up to Madrid to see them though.

My boy just signed for a flat in Madrid......so the fucking bitch will be gone in a couple of weeks!

Another week! I expect I'll be quite quiet with work today......but tomorrow I've got a trip to the Hospital in Granada with the wife! Early one too, leaving at 8AM!