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We always have plenty of bottled water cos disruption to supply is a regular thing. Quality of water is terrible......you always need to use a water filter.

Just got back and still no water......it's been out since around midnight. There's an announcement on the Town Hall FB page: "It is reported that there is a general water cut due to an electrical failure at the well transformer, it will be restored as soon as possible." A woman posted "In 2023, shit in the bank, we'll be fine". So I'm off to Santander's office to take a fucking massive dump!

Going to kippers?

Grua tomorrow morning!

More horse patrol on the bike. And the twats have fucked up the water again overnight...nothing coming through.

You can expect grooming PM's from the two Harley GayBoys now! Fucking deviants! This wouldn't be happening if @Six30 had got the Mod gig!

That's not Adventure......that's self harm!

Some people don't! We had a guy sign up recently and he left cos somebody used the word "gay" in a sentence! Wasn't politically correct apparently!

That's a support for doing sports! I'm not doing any sports!

Ticket to where? Hell?

Very nice! Where in the UK are you from?

With that trailer I'd say he's very likely to get wood!

You didn't feel the Tracer was in the Adv category?

What's going to be next then? Cos I don't see the FZ6 lasting long!

Fucking hell.......you're pulling out all the stops to get ahead of my 66.

Technically it is......the unfaired version FZ6N.

Am I right in thinking that if it was an EU mobile network he could connect with no extra charge?

Kippers smell like a fanny that's been shagged all day!

I had the faired one......they go really well. You've sold the Tracer?

Back to feed the horses again!

Antonio and Jesus!

We're not living in 1980 Lionel!

Normal key! And locking/unlocking with it fixed it earlier today.

Yes it does have a battery in it. But surely the spare key (not remote) should work?

No......all lights on, windows working.