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Their ISP has been hacked.......nobody has the capability to bring down all the ISPs in the world simultaneously.

The only thing cracking will be his anus!

Full of shit then!

Does she work then?

Is he paying NI? If not he'll end up with no Pension!

Soy el puto amo aquí. Good phrase for you to roll out to the Spaniards!

Doesn't he have to be actively seeking work?

Hear this @Six30......Marcel's got it all planned out!

They love me here......it's all under control. I refer you to my previous answer! I can even go in to see the Mayor whenever I want as well.

Caniles tomorrow!

I think Marcel would be the bitch out of those two!

That's awful! For both patients and staff! But we know who's responsible........and they'll keep deliberately running into the ground to sell it off!

Had a meeting with Pepe the Head Teacher.......who I get on very well with. I thanked him for all he and his staff had done for our grandson, and apologised for any situations that the Munter had caused. Soon as I mentioned her, his face changed from relaxed and smiling to a very serious look. The Spanish always give their feelings away in their face. Unfortunately so does the Munter......and her facial expression is always angry and glaring. I don't think I've ever seen the fat cunt smile. I explained what her endgame is in terms of dragging them back into the Slavic ghetto if Jake doesn't get a place in this new school......and I've asked him to do whatever he can to help the application. And he will. Because if the Spanish like you they'll do anything for you. If they don't, then you may as well book a flight out of here because it won't end well. So.....just got to wait for Madrid to review the application. If we get the green light from them then Fatty will really lose her shit cos she'll know that I'm the one that's blocked her exit route!

When you going to get yourself a proper avatar Clive?

You really live it up on holiday don't you?

You going to be exchanging underpants next? What you got to say about this @Six30?

Follow up to the no place in the school in Madrid situation! My boy did what I told him to do (gotta be a first) and the school has given him another form to complete and take in next week. There may be a window of opportunity to get a place because the youngest one is already booked in to start in September. However, I've got to get some documentation released to Madrid from the school here......so I'm going in to see the headmaster in an hours time.

Any update on Mr Slowly's arrival? Or is he still caught up in the domestic back there?

Finally......things are changing for the better! But the wife has announced that we've got to go to the fucking Garden Centre in Caniles tomorrow! Should be all clear on Sunday though! So what you got planned? Ride reports are desperately needed or we're going to look like a bunch of casuals who spend all their time gardening!

How did you end up in Penrhys?

Windows 11 is the current version.

This is really funny actually.....I'd give it a try!