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My bike has shrunk?

Went to feed the horses today as they haven't seen us for four days so they get stressed! They were all fine as our friends Antonio and Sonia were feeding them for us. Then went to collect the tortoises from our friends Steve and Julie......and they're back home now. The first thing I did when I got here yesterday evening was check the bike in case any of those fucking midgets had limbo danced under the doors.....but it was as I left it. No hope of getting out today as it's going to be 40c! But as it is I'd be struggling after the exertions of the last four days anyway.

Looks like a great trip Pedro! And the pics are superb! Wish I could get out for a while but I've come back to some brutal heat!

I went in a Tesla taxi on Friday.....incredibly smooth and accelerated like fuck!

The young girl who helped us with the bags in Amsterdam told me she's 175cm (5ft 9ins) and all her friends call her shorty! I saw one girl in the first hotel we were in and she had to be about 200cms (6ft 7ins).

Did you notice that Scott has changed a bit since you met him in 2007? He's 32 now and 6ft 3ins! So is his missus as well! That seems to be about average for most of the women there!

Says the man with a Harley and no bird!

Eventful trip all things considered! I was only there 4 days but during that time they had the worst summer storm on record bringing all transportation to a halt for days......and now today the Government has collapsed and their PM has resigned! Was it something I said?

He hasn't fully embraced my styling and profiling Caroline!

Everybody legged it cos of the stench?

They've never really got on......and when he first got involved with Fatty she sent him abusive messages for no reason. That was the final straw! This was around the same time she was abusive to us in 2016.......all part of her plan to split him from his family to get total control. Then in 2018 he married the fucking munter in Poland and none of us were invited. So this is the pic he just received......

Sent a Wedding pic to my other son Steve! Fatty will really lose her shit now!

And it's rusted!

We're home.....got here 7.45! We're now literally staggering around with exhaustion.

There was some of this..... ......we landed in Alicante an hour ago. and now in the car coming back.

Every year.

Now sitting on the plane.

Security are walking round here with machine guns!

Oh yeh....too busy here. We want to get back to our own house.

Amsterdam Airport.

Assen....

Absolutely Pedro! When I get the Hernia fixed and Ali gets the big injection that numbs the pain in her back then we'll return. But not in the middle of Winter though cos it gets pretty grim then. Next time we'll hire a car at Amsterdam Airport so we can get about more. We've loved it here but we're going to be so glad to get back to our own home! First job is get out the garage and check the bike!

Leaving the chalet in an hour for Assen Railway Station.