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Angel with the Grua will be here Monday to take it to the brothers! When he sees this address he'll think it's the fucking GS again!

Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses. She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid. She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will. Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama! But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests! I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again!

First time in over 5 years the car won't start. Battery fine, all electrics work, but nothing happens when you turn the key. Starter Motor @Catteeclan?

What you all up to now?

He's going to end up living on a caravan site with the likes of Big John Fury. They could probably get him a gig on the Waltzers if he played his cards right.

Second image shows the area I was born in......Brynmill. No hospital birth for me......I was born in a terraced house in Brynmill.

@Slowlycatchymonkey

No they don't! And all the elite groups are very anti-Russia as you've just seen.

That's just sad! Just ride your bike FFS!

Their ISP has been hacked.......nobody has the capability to bring down all the ISPs in the world simultaneously.

The only thing cracking will be his anus!

Soy el puto amo aquí. Good phrase for you to roll out to the Spaniards!

Hear this @Six30......Marcel's got it all planned out!

They love me here......it's all under control. I refer you to my previous answer! I can even go in to see the Mayor whenever I want as well.

I think Marcel would be the bitch out of those two!

That's awful! For both patients and staff! But we know who's responsible........and they'll keep deliberately running into the ground to sell it off!

Had a meeting with Pepe the Head Teacher.......who I get on very well with. I thanked him for all he and his staff had done for our grandson, and apologised for any situations that the Munter had caused. Soon as I mentioned her, his face changed from relaxed and smiling to a very serious look. The Spanish always give their feelings away in their face. Unfortunately so does the Munter......and her facial expression is always angry and glaring. I don't think I've ever seen the fat cunt smile. I explained what her endgame is in terms of dragging them back into the Slavic ghetto if Jake doesn't get a place in this new school......and I've asked him to do whatever he can to help the application. And he will. Because if the Spanish like you they'll do anything for you. If they don't, then you may as well book a flight out of here because it won't end well. So.....just got to wait for Madrid to review the application. If we get the green light from them then Fatty will really lose her shit cos she'll know that I'm the one that's blocked her exit route!

When you going to get yourself a proper avatar Clive?

You going to be exchanging underpants next? What you got to say about this @Six30?

Follow up to the no place in the school in Madrid situation! My boy did what I told him to do (gotta be a first) and the school has given him another form to complete and take in next week. There may be a window of opportunity to get a place because the youngest one is already booked in to start in September. However, I've got to get some documentation released to Madrid from the school here......so I'm going in to see the headmaster in an hours time.

Any update on Mr Slowly's arrival? Or is he still caught up in the domestic back there?

Finally......things are changing for the better! But the wife has announced that we've got to go to the fucking Garden Centre in Caniles tomorrow! Should be all clear on Sunday though! So what you got planned? Ride reports are desperately needed or we're going to look like a bunch of casuals who spend all their time gardening!