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  1. You can't get the hard on? Can you lend a hand @Slowlycatchymonkey?
  2. She was getting moist.....no doubt about it! Interesting to see the demographic of the queue for blood tests......nearly all blokes 50+. Most of whom were fat as fuck and very short! Compared to that lot I must have looked to the nurses like something out of "The Expendables".
  3. Blood test 8AM......-then off to feed the horses. Back to the Health Centre for the ECG at 8.45AM! The young nurse (same one who did my blood pressure last week) stood in front of me and pulled my pants down a bit, For some reason the cables kept coming off me so it was necessary for her to get a bit "hands on"! Spent the next 10 minutes trying not to get the hard on cos the wife was watching. Then it was the supermarket at 9.15 and back home by 9.45! Fucking busy morning!
  4. XTreme

    Oh dear !

    I was slapping Ren on the top of his head like Benny Hill did!
  5. @yen_powell would pay good money to get some of that!
  6. He'll never match Matt Monro's voice......his was one of a kind!
  7. He'll be down the Job Centre tomorrow morning for sure!
  8. Watching "Somewhere Between" on Netflix! Involves time travel......which is my thing! Always has been since I saw Rod Taylor in "The Time Machine" as a kid!
  9. What's the best time for Six to go?
  10. That's the chain lube I used to use in Britain. Can't get it here.....not even through Amazon!
  11. XTreme

    Oh dear !

    Binned last year!
  12. XTreme

    Oh dear !

    Pretty certain this is 2003 and Elan Valley @Renegade
  13. WTF were they wearing in the 1930's and 1940's?
  14. The only things that you're qualified to advise on is graveyards, weird friends, and weird music Yen.
  15. Been to the Doc and she's prescribed a very low dose (10mg) of blood pressure tablets. According to my mate the Pharmacist, over half the population of the country (including people less than half my age) are on double that dose. So all things considered it's not too bad. The Doc has also sent me to have a blood test and ECG tomorrow to see if anything shows up that may be contributing to the blood pressure, But from what I can remember, my blood pressure was always slightly high......and that was way before that Polish psycho showed her fat fucking face.
  16. XTreme

    Oh dear !

    He went to live in Georgia......then decided to embrace the Dumbass Redneck lifestyle!
  17. No.....if she goes low, you go high!
  18. XTreme

    Oh dear !

    It's Fastfitter!
  19. XTreme

    Oh dear !

    We were both in our 40's then......in 9 months time we're both going to be in our 70's! You've had (I think) 3 bikes since then.......and I've had 28.
  20. Had another blood pressure test today and down to 140 now! Got to see the Doc tomorrow but I don't think I'll be getting tablets for it.
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