boboneleg

He's offering to come and paint your wheels while they're still attached to the bike

decaf tea bags ? what sort of shite is that

I think 24bhp is one more than my Honda Rally

Wuff wuff and welcome

Come on now Buck, I'd hardly call that hideous barge that you ride a work of art , the fairing on it looks like the back of your bus

Yes, he bought loads of shares in bleach just before it kicked off................

I used to be a lab technician in a cigar factory in Bristol. When Imperial tobacco decided to close our plant and move production to Spain we had some our equivalent workers from the Spanish factory come over to learn our tests and tecniques for quality control in the lab. They threw their arms up in the air with shock when they asked how many different tests we did (200) as they did just 10

uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm , I think her opponent was Canadian actually

Lucky escape for itchy @Slowlycatchymonkey then

Especially the one known as @XTreme

I have to say that Yamaha are having a damned good go at making ugly bikes at the moment

Oh come on, look how gorgeous she looks in her photo

I hope everything turns out good for you and Mr Slowly

Did you see that @ 0.15 secs. That sheep is saying ' let me just give you a brush up as Fred is on his way to visit you , isn't it lovely '

Pikies R us innit mate

wot tYm said ..........................

I'm still wondering who the fuck itchymonkey is ???

Yes, I'd love some industry guy to answer that question as well

Here's my plane story ................ In the past I drove up the M5 between the M4 and Tewkesbury every morning. One day I had a new driver with me , I was asked to take him out and show him the ropes. He wasn't a local, he' d moved down from Northampton so he didn't really know the area. At that time RAF Lyneham in Wiltshire was used to train pilots flying the Hercules and as part of their circular route they used to fly parallel to the M5. On a winter morning when it was still dark you'd see them coming towards you from the distance and you'd see their becon lights flashing every 10 seconds or so, I got well used to this and could pinpoint exactly when they'd flash. So I'm driving and in the distance I can see one of the Hercules coming towards us. So I said to Lloyd ' there's Fred up there ' , Lloyd is looking all around and says ' where's Fred, who is he ' I says ' my mate Fred, he's coming towards us in his plane ' He's looking at me now like what the fuck is guy on about, so I said ' look he'll flash his lights at me now ' and of course the lights went on and off. I timed it right and said ' I'll flash my lights and he'll flash back ' which of course is what happened. I left it there and all day I could see him looking at me trying to work out if I was lying or not , by 4.30 pm when were in a cafe having a cuppa he couldn't stand it anymore and asked who Fred was, what was he doing etc but I just kept saying he's my mate but I can't tell you anything as it's top secret. When we got backto the depot he was telling all the other drivers about Fred and his plane..............

Especially if they're the 3 foot bum bandit types

soupspillers.com

220kg is my guess.