boboneleg

I was Jesus for a while I had to take cover in the barn as it was chucking it down . Had my sandwiches while I was in there

Does she like tea bags ?

Where are you having your lunch today

You can go off people ya know

I have a pass out tomorrow before all the Xmas stuff gets in the way, weather doesn't look too good in the morning There again as I'm not a ginger dago puddle dodger I may give it a go................

I suppose that helps

I have an appointment at the dentist in 30 minutes time , so that'll probably be in 2 hours . Let's see if she can get my crown to stay in for more than a week this time

Have you been drinking Fred or did you overdose on Radio 2 in the van on the way home

Try and keep up , it was 8 (?) tubs of his favourite ice cream. Scant reward for three days of shagging in my opinion

But did you still get a shag ?

We've had a H2 and a V4 Panigale on the dyno this year both with the winglets .

Things always look different from the front, you should know that by now

Only half gay, your standards are slipping

Blimey

Nothing has broken yet but it's not done 2000 miles yet so plenty of time

+1

Yep, the heated front screen on our company Transit is ace. I was dissapointed that Citroen didn't offer that as an option on my wife's new car .

Why are bikes so fecking ugly now, at least the Royal Enfields and BSA's look like motorcycles.

fecking orrible

But it will get wet

Listen to @XTreme Michelle, he’s a seaoned traveller. Those trips to Baza in the Picarsehole are a nightmare, don’t know how he does it