boboneleg

Hang on a second, I thought he had a crush on you, does this mean he’s got the hots for @Six30 and @Buckster as well

I'm trying to decide whether that needs a yellow card or not...............

Bap with chips ........ chip buttie............... @skyrider is off to have a crafty wank now .............

You were lucky Dave, @Six30 would have offered you £1500 tops

Serious stuff, grapes are bloody slippery

Got another old dog on the ramp for service and tyres

I'll help you out then and show you how to turn £3.60 into £500. You buy the bike off me for £3800 then you pay £3.60 for a special sticker and mark it up at £5300 , looks like this ............ You stick that on the bike and advertise it as 'perfect bike for the TET' and you'll have to beat the buyers off with a big stick

You don’t do much research then do you , cheapest one on auto trader is £3995

You aren't much of a salesman then are you ?

How far is that from you Ray, are you taking it for a service ?

Nowadays I prefer to ride on my own Dave, perhaps I'm turning into the Victor Meldrew of the trail world Plus most of my weekends are taken up with walking with Paolo , there's not a lot of peeps to ride with midweek.

You're absolutly right Dave the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real. I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off

Your absolutely right Fred. It's a been a brilliant bike for me , never let me down once in six years but I'm struggling with the weight now if I have to pick it up. While you're riding it it's no problem but I have to think about if I'm stuck in a lane in the middle of nowhere (you'll no what I mean). Something else will come along I'm sure or I can just ride around Salisbury Plain on the Donkey .

£3800 to you, you could put £500 on that and flip it in no time

Started to clean up the CRF ready for sale ................

I'm trying to create an account on Facebook (never been on it before) . It won't accept my name, how do they know my surname isn't Oneleg

You realise that @Six30 was just over the road with his telescope

Don’t worry @Pedro , like everyone else has said you’ll be fine as long as you’re not in city centres and if you do stay in a city centre just somewhere there’s underground parking

Ummmmmmm, a bit late to the party. @MooN has already quoted that

The bruise has started to come out on my arm , it looks like beetroot. I can’t stand beetroot

I don't know of any Poles selling bikes at the moment.

Possibly but it's over 40 years since I had a two-stroke. There are other bikes in the frame as well.

I've read that they're undersprung, did you just do the front end or did you replace the rear shock as well ?

A very fair assesment of the game @Clive without having to resort to wanting them to get their tits out

@Sir Fallsalot Fred, do you know what the seat height of your X-Trainer is , and is it a 250 or 300cc ?