boboneleg

Which one , where's the photo ?

I'll start............. I'd like to get @Buckster a church all for himself. That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying him

So let's do a virtual secret santa for everyone on here. If you were going to get a gift for someone on here what would it be .............................

Watched a programme with Ricky Tomlinson and Ralf Little driving around in a camper van last night. It was very entertaining but why do northerners bang on so much about it's soooooooooo great to be from the north ? They're nearly as bad as the Welsh .....................

What's the EU .................

Jesus, how on earth did her leg end up in there

I'm not even going to start on the laundry girls when I was a driver for Clifton Cleaning in my early twenties . There was one girl (married) who dyed her hair blonde and tried to convince me that she was her sister (single) just to try and get me to go out with her

Has anyone nominated @XTreme for TOTY as this is blatant late move for the crown

There's just no reply that is right for that statement

He can't have a noisy one, those bungalows have thin walls.

Now I'm not an expert of these matters but wouldn't vessel be better employed in Dover rather than the Fowey estuary

Got any photos of your camping trips @cafebikerpro ?

Speak for yourself

That is the best post I've seen for ages and totally correct on all counts

It's definitely not you @Clive

As @Pedro has already been nominated i'd like to nominate @Saul

There is one person on here who is a complete and utter TWAT but I won't nominate him as I reckon we use it as a term of endearment and there is nothing endearing about that person . So I'm left with a toss-up between two peeps. @Marcel continues to be in top twat form but I'm going to nominate @busabeast as he has come out with some proper winners this year

That's so true I can remember coming by the Veranda (spelling ?) in about February of 1993 on our trail bikes , covered in shit after doing Gwynre Fawr and the Gap road. There were about 30 power rangers stood there all freezing their bollox off because you had to wear leathers to match your sportsbike . They looked at us like we were aliens but even though we were covered in shit we wern't dying of cold like them

I used to deliver to the Hoover factory in Merthyr back in the day. there were some women who worked there that were VERY easy to please

Ah ! the joys of old bikes

When they were only building 125's and Scooter yes, but now theyre building big bikes and enduro/rally bikes so they'll surely have to make provivsion for spares back up ? If small Euro companies like Beta, Sherco etc can do it then surely they can ?

From what I remember the copper told my Mum it wouldn't be recorded. When he was gone she gave me a clip around the ear and then told me that the copper was a wanker

Spares have always been the problem with Chinese bikes, you would have thought they'd sorted it out by now .