boboneleg

I’m happy to say that I’ve never watched anything on Netflix

I’m probably preaching to the converted here but do you leave your bike in gear in those situations?

Remember that you're an old ginger now .................

Fuckmine @Clive , you live life on the edge ..............

Yebbut, you might have been paying for a shag ...............

A shag ?

If you're one of those people sat in your car in the big queues approaching Dover and you voted for Brexit this is the amount of sympathy I have for you ...............

No but the clocks go forward and they like to go to the early mass

I have the most exciting weekend. Today I'm doing feckall , Saturday we will be walking the neighbours dogs and Sunday I have to get up at stupid o'clock to take my son and mother-in-law to church. After that it gets slightly better as we will be stuffing our faces on Sunday afternoon (big easter nosh) and Monday I'll probably go into work.

I think everyone should see if they can grow a beard in two weeks, @Sofia can miss out if she wants. @Marcel will obviously need a bit longer to cover all those chins.

Clunk, clunk, clunk . That twat @XTreme thought it was just his boxes of tea bags rattling around in the boot

I promised Paolo I'd go into Bristol with him on the bus today. It's absolutely pissing down , oh joy !

Do you get the bill from God ?

I'd be happy with just the homemade bread and the wine

I think he means the 'lady' in the bottom photo

Keep the adjuster collar at the bottom well lubed and move it back and forth every so often Fred. Mine seized up probably because it gets covered in shit and I didn't use it enough.

Washing day today

I think there might be something in section two , paragraph four that it has to be a real bike and not a figment of your imagination .

Although it doesn't say that the photo has to be taken by yourself I'm happy to withdrawal it if @Six30 is desperate to win . Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, have you ridden your bike this month @Six30

There's no flies on you Lionel .

My bad , that's fecking criminal