Cupid Stunt

My son passed his test today and has a Honda Hornet

how about mikehunt.uk Fuktards.co.uk is only 75p and perfect for us lot

Was gonna ride around the mountains but have to get the wifey over to Northampton as her mother is in hospital.

What's happening there Bob?

Got a mini response from Tym, just a wavey hand but that's great news.

No idea, but I have messaged someone on his friends list "Marie" as I recal

I think he was on notice too, I had deleted my old FB account and created a new one but haven't had a response to a friend request I sent him, looking at his profile it doesn't appear promising.

R.I.P. Pete Condolences to the family and friends Pete, I hope this gives you a laugh wherever you are.... You always called me "mad" and recently it was confirmed in a diagnosis LOL, yes Pete, it's official. I'll think of you whenever I ride my scoot (that's almost daily now) and feel the wind on my vagina :), (that's an in joke, "men buy scooters so they can feel the wind on their vaginas") Can we get together and have a "wake" in Wales for Pete ya reckon?

Definitely, you need infinite patience, I had one running for years with hundreds of users, got too much in the end, the bickering and back stabbing so I pulled the plug, not before I handed it over to someone else who not too long after wanted to hand it back LOL. Pete's forums always catered for a very small niche of asshats but loyal asshats who stuck around. Technically they're not hard at all

The urn needs to be changed to a new "best one I've ever had" every six months

Oh shit, just seen this, sucks

Front wheel stepped out on me, going wide around the traffic exiting a roundabout, got onto the gravel in the centre, front wheel went and sent me into the path of the oncoming cars, it was a fun moment that nearly kills you but makes you smile

And can only do half as much LOL

You forgot to add "darlings" on the end of that you raving queen

That's the Arena Swansea and the new footbridge that replaced the old one, looks fekin shite, people call it the "Toblerone Bridge" https://maps.app.goo.gl/BYJWisgasKgpqyUQ7

I'd guess you'd be surprised, it's still mostly a shite hole though

The tasteful artwork on the fourth plinth, Trafalgar Square of Baptist preacher John Chilembwe and European missionary John Chorley is being replaced with this progressive piece of shitecrapgarbage

Easy it's the dick who posted it

Yes and I bet you've also asked why the cows in the field are so small

Yes, I discovered that trains are actually fake. I know this as I was out walking and came across some old disused train track, when I looked down the tracks they clearly were much smaller further way and far too close together for a train to run on, clearly proving that trains cannot really exists and run on tracks.

Having said all that, the only think you can know for sure is that you exist "I think therefore I am" as any and all sensory perceptions are just thoughts

Fuck me, how dumb can people be? This in fact proves that either the Sun is tiny and close to us or massive and a long way away, if the Sun is massive and close to us the Sun rays would be closer to being parallel, if it was smaller and close to use the rays would fan out (but then you'd struggle to feel any warmth from a small Sun and it would not illuminate virtually 50% of the Earth at any one point in time), so that leaves huge and far from us give a similar appearance of size but much more powerful, illuminating nearly half the planet and having rays that spread out due to the angle of penetration of the rays of light

Oh and forget his claptrap about the Sun moving through the Universe, it's literally not relevant. the stars you see in the sky are in our own Galaxy, the Galaxy moves relative to the Earth or rather the Earth moves with the Galaxy and all it's stars, the Earth does not move through the Galaxy at any astronomica significant spped, it orbits the centre of the galaxy at 230km per second but then the entire galaxy is rotating with it DUH!. so yes everything appears static although over decades slight movements can be detected. Things far away appear to be motionless but the fact is they are moving at incredible speeds, it's another failing of flat Earthers (Flerfs) to underestimate the size of our Solar system let alone the Milky Way Galaxy and beyond, just a tiny snippet to give some kind of persepctive... If you jumped on your bike and rode to Jupiter non stop at 60mph, how long would it take you to get there, no break/stop/sleeping? 700 years is the answer and our system isn't even a spec of dust compared to the Galaxy we're in, if our Sun was the size of a ping pong ball the next nearest star to it (Proxima Centuri) would be 680 miles away