Slowlycatchymonkey

Still obsessing over bikes seat heights just like a shorty would.

Brill. Quite a big crowd there, what group are you with?

We established some time ago Pete’s short

Is this the more news worthy outlet? Joking aside a tik-tok trend finding Madeline donkeys later would be a right old turn up. But there are lots of reasons people hide birth certificates from children, no-one wants children to find out their sisters actually their mum or their Dads not their Dad etc, it’s usually shame or embarrassment that makes it happen. I’d be interested to see the iris colour match. Feel sorry for her though whoever she turns out to be, obviously where she came from is consuming her.

There’s nothing I can say here that isn’t going to be a set up is there

Yer I saw that, attention seeking fruit loop stuff aside Madeleine even as a toddler has the same sharp little pixie chin and flattish brow area her mum has, that person has much heavier features. You can see why none of the slightly more news worthy outlets have bothered with the story.

Well was it a 15 minute house?

Pics or it didn’t happen

Ah yer but I got wise to that game about halfway through this morning, now I go for a ride and don’t mention it.. oh shit.

It is, your eyes are on wrong.

Hmm hang on I’ll see it it will convert into a jpeg. Fixed?

Just a pattern for the neck tubes for the women riding to the Alps in April (aka wasting my rest time feckin about ) almost finished. Not entirely sold on the font but I think I’ll leave it alone now and come back to it with fresh eyes later, hopefully not too much later or they won’t arrive in time Yes its a Himalayan deal with it

Not familiar with Adobe. I am probably ready to abandon procreate, except it’s handy for travelling cos it’ designed for ipad pen use. Are adobe menus intuitive and do they do that thing where you hover the curser over an icon and it says what it is? And is it pricey? I don’t want to be fleeced by another subscription service.

I guess from the way some of it works no they don’t. But they are one of the original, most highly rated, popular, innovative digital paint boxes for iOS. I just don’t find it anywhere near as easy to use as Microsoft and looking at the millions of youtube ‘how to’s out there neither does anyone else.

Happy Sunday Hope the sun shows its face today. A spiced leg of lambs been blipping away overnight in preparation so there’s something warming after Love coming back from a cold ride and walking in to the smell of hearty food waiting for you, like previous me has been kind to future me, makes the winter worthwhile

To quote whoever it was - “Ginger, she did everything Fred did but backwards in high heels”

You bring the wine, I’ll bring the music

Is that Good day as in hello Good day as in Goodbye or Good day as in you had a good day? Theres another good day which means bog off but thats I’ll bid you a good day and I’m pretty sure you don’t mean that one.. yet

A friend just sent this, its riveting and diabolical, you won’t manage a many moments but its worth it for a mintute to see baby Clint

Lol

Think it’s where everything you need is within a 15 minute walk. Wise move when old age and infirmity is round the corner

Digital painting/graphics editor called Procreate. Its basic functions are good but as soon as you want more it turns into a counterintuitive bastid!

I can’t make the design software I’m using work, it’s doing random pixel changing stuff I don’t understand, scrapped two complete attempts, am 3 hours in and back to the fecking drawing board again. Sod bastard Microsoft Publisher for their stupid subscription service leaving me with this bloody app!