Slowlycatchymonkey

Brilliant. A work visa will do the trick nicely

Hahaha

If you haven’t already found this, this website will give you an idea. https://www.idealista.com/en/

Great news, from what you were saying it didn’t sound promising.

If I could make one tiny suggestion. If you jump don’t sell your place in Wales immediately. Rent it out and use the income to rent somewhere over here for a year or two to make sure it’s really for you, cos if it’s not (and the majority get homesick and want to go back) you will find it hard to get back into the housing market in the UK without making quite a loss.

Got 12 more of the feckers in the freezer. Grim Brit/Spain sozzies anyone?!

A lot of Spain is in the middle of nowhere House prices are very good out in the sticks too.

They do other mid-low range sausages like Clonakilty and Richmonds as well, I just can’t have them cos they contain gluten. My mouth still feels like it’s coated in lard and that’s half an hour and two cups of tea later!

Wow. Thats big news I’m surprised as well cos you’ve always been happy where you are, what changed? And how you gonna get around the 90 day rule or do you have other lineage on your side (like Irish etc)?

The Spanish/Brit sausages were not good, won’t be buying them again, ever. Looked up ‘Dixon’s Farm’ it doesn’t exist in any form, it’s simply a marketing tool for a meat factory based in Malaga and my god it showed in the end product. I call utter BS on them being 96% pork, even if over 20% is pork fat it was the most un porky pork I’ve ever encountered, pappy as hell. I’ll have to go back to making my own, heyho.

Goddam I only voted for Pete cos he managed to take a pic without a topbox I fully intended to switch to six’s a the last hurdle but was busy. Shite. Viva Suzuki!

When I was working as a nurse full time I wasn’t covered for maternity leave (yay the nhs complaining they can’t recruit and retain but also making it impossible to leave n return ) so much later I was instructed to fill in the state maternity leave forms. I didn’t for the first few weeks because having a baby is somewhat exhausting. When I eventually did I was shocked by the 16 page document I had to fill in, it was full of the same questions asked in different ways that were designed to make you contradict yourself. Eventually I did get the pathetic statuary maternity pay awarded.. suddenly in one lump sum over a year later.

As previously said it’s MENTAL out there.

At last “Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less” a win

Must be a Spanish disease..

Not a lot due to the whole mental semana santa craziness going on around here. Bake some bread, do a bit of sewing, cook up a storm, maybe watch some tv Weather looks reasonable

Went for a walk down the seafront, it’s very busy. Looks like the schools have broken up and Semana Santa will be in full swing this later Mr Slowly’s always on about how weak English mustard has become (I agree it used to seer your nostrils off if you used more a dot ) so I made him some old school mustard, I suspect eating ham will end up looking more like the overdose scene in pulp fiction than a nice little sandwich and a cup of tea

There’s no fluoride in Somerset water. It’s never been a nationwide thing.

I’ve more than one brutal dentist horror story from my Pops about that era of dentists. Unfortunately I think the old guy I had when I was very young in the late 70’s was one of them, I still have a dental phobia now. Not a nambypamby I’m a bit anxious type phobia, a full blown sweating before I even leave the house, want to vom, can’t go type phobia. Fortunately all the teeth a he drilled and pulled were milk teeth and I only had my first filling in an adult tooth a few weeks ago. Still nearly didn’t turn up, my first dentist was a monster and also I think a paedo but we won’t get into that!

What happened to your teeth?!

Oh god Pete are you turning into a toothless old crone?

Squashy pie?

Never had one or a Fray Bentos (have to admit the idea of pie out of tin makes me queasy ) and now I can’t have gluten I never will, you could tell me they’re the best thing ever created!

I looked at the location the bike was parked up and the state of it and thought fuck that, they’ll tear it to pieces