Slowlycatchymonkey

Little bugger wasn’t going to play ball today ay!

It’s just utterly gobsmacking isn’t it.

Lovely. I was wondering if it had gone down well but I can see it’s written all over the pic! Did you get to do the other things you weren’t sure you would like visit galleries?

One day when I’ve stopped shaking

I also have an audiology appointment Friday. My beloved new hearing aid came a cropper last week in a way I’m currently too traumatised to discuss. Let’s just say one survived being run over multiple times, the other one didn’t. And it’s the dominant hearing aid that controls the Bluetooth connection, the roger pen, little mic and just about everything that made these aids great. Rather distressing as I know this is going to take forever to get sorted because it looks in perfect nick and I leave on a group trip in about a weeks time which is going to be a whole nother experience now. Heyho at least it was only the hearing aid that didn’t make it!

Not another illness, that really does suck. Hope you’re feeling better soon.

Lots to do over the coming week, so I’ll probably be on here avoiding it all for as long as possible. Still got some cake left over from yesterday, I think this is a sign I’m supposed to continue with the tea drinking and time wasting until it’s all gone How did the work on your house turn out @Clive?

I originally typed Are all your extremities intact but didn’t want to leave you open to insults, should have known better

Congrats. Sounds good, if freezing, still got all your fingers n toes?!

Now I like that.

Bloody hell Pete, not again already?! And yet somehow you don’t get multiple bike ownership Suppose you don’t need to when you change your bike more often than Yen changes his undercackers.

Bit of an assumption there. I have no intention of trying to justify it to any great degree. I like bikes and I’ve got the money so why not, life’s short.

Not sure, he certainly looks short in pics.

You find multiple bike ownership confusing?

You could do some jobs around the house but who will drink the coffee and pay attention to the radio?

And there it is @XTreme the joyous blend of toxic masculinity and motorcycling, a harmonious bundle of ‘You’re not a man if you can’t fix things’ insults winging it’s way to you shortly. Shields up

I just tried to google it and it gave me completely unrelated results, made me laugh though - Am I too skinny to ride a motorcycle? Am I to weak to ride a motorcycle? Do you have to be strong to ride a motorcycle? How heavy a bike is too heavy for a beginner? Not a single mention of mechanics

Can’t reveal my sources.

Bummer, enjoy lunch.

Bother you does it.

I’ll be eating sandwiches and cake, drinking tea and watching telly not riding a Honda.

Today I’m going to ignore my responsibilities and skive. Bake some bread, maybe make a cake and drink shedloads of tea

Did everyones haircuts yesterday, including a bold new look on my eldest which transformed him from looking like a soft foppy haired student to a kick ass adult you wouldn’t mess with, he even looks employable which I didn’t think could ever happen Course no-one cut my hair so everyone else looks great and I look like serf

I want a bike not a Hot Tub Time Machine experience.