Slowlycatchymonkey

Two sets of Instructions printed on paper approx 6cmX10cm, as you can see lovely smooth, flat and very easy to read.

Only til they met you.

True, communication isn’t exactly any airlines forte.

That was my first thought

You all recovered then?

Fortunately if it’s not fully connected both ends it won’t work. The fight I finally won with the cheap laminator late last night likely risking electrocution herding plastic past exposed wires and burning elements isn’t something I want to revisit so I’ll have to take my chances with airport parking understanding whats on there. It’s cable tied on but who know’s with them

https://www.ryanair.com/gb/en/lp/travel-updates/articles/french-atc-cancellations Maybe EasyJet isn’t having the same problems?!

and by nice I mean it’s a late flight at 22.00 so add in delays before any cancellation occurs it will be an after midnight ride

Flights back to Blighty booked for tomorrow.. maybe because Ryan Air say they have so far cancelled over 3000 flights due to French strikes. Strikes that they warn continue 1-8th April and effect flights that fly over France (not directly to it). That’s us So might be a nice little journey to Malaga, sit around in an airport for a while and ride back here tomoz

To all you naysayers who constantly slag off chinese goods well here’s one in the eye for you. Laminator, 30 laminating sheets, a small guillotine and a sharp corner rounder all for a mere 29.99 Can’t beat that can you. The result were unbelievable! Outstanding price and qua…

Entirely possible they don’t seem to give two hoots what they inject them with. I just remember the conversation with Rennie cos we were talking about the Falklands and that guy that was around for a while with a melted face.

Found them and the alternatives but you never know with google translate, it’s literal and makes some large errors sometimes. Anyway so long as they get the idea it needs to be charged on a particular setting that’s all that matters.

Thanks Pete. I put ‘Debe ser este ajuste’ on a sticker on the actual battery tender. I guess thats ok?

I CAN’T READ ANYMORE SPANISH @XTreme What I want to say followed by what I think the Spanish is. Will this do? The various sentences will be printed on a pic with arrows pointing at the appropriate bit. IMPORTANT It must be this setting only. Plug in and connect to the bike. Press ‘MODE’ once for this setting. If incorrect repeatedly press ‘MODE’ to return to the indicated setting. Thank you. IMPORTANTE Debe ser solo esta configuración. Conectar a la toma ya la moto. Presione 'MODE' una vez para la configuración correcta. Si es incorrecto, presione repetidamente 'MODE' para volver a la configuración indicada. Gracias

In the UK it goes on the CC of the bike. The bigger the bike the more fuel it burns the more tax you have to pay.

He’ll need to inform accommodation they’ll be two arrival dates, one for the front of his vehicle and another for the back

Off to pick up the delayed laminator and a couple of bike covers to try and fend off the dust n fine Saharan sand that blows in. Might need a hand with smoothing out a bit of English to Spanish translation later cos while I do ok (with the aid of online translation) I need to make sure a couple of sentences really make sense or they may charge my allkaline battery like a gel or lithium one..

Steady on the car park shots Pedro will be after you

Brilliant. I really have to read the books now. I reckon they will have toned down Lamb from the books to be on the right side of just unacceptable for tv audiences. Might go for the audiobook (if there is one) see if my new hearing aids can finally deliver the goods after 10years!

I saw the first one last night and spied her in it. It was a faster pace than I was expecting for that type of thing. Looking forward to the next one

Yes she was superb in that. Great, gentle but poignant tv, so well observed. Thought the Pauline character was brilliantly done, most of the women who work in the local Waitrose are exactly like her

Always really enjoyed Lesley Manville’s acting. Thanks for reminding me about it.

Maybe but defo Falklands because he was very unhappy with the experimental anthrax vaccines they were given.

Noo?! The way he speaks is very much an older persons way of speaking. He was in the Falklands war, unless he joined up as a baby, which I suppose is entirely possible but I’d guess older.

Oh dear. Poor ol’ Rennie. How old is he? He looked well past retirement age.