Slowlycatchymonkey

Nooo Tina’s dead?

Nowadays it wouldn’t happen cos the police would bump your illegal scrote asses off the road with the publics blessing..

I’ve pondered over the day on what to say and nothing comes to mind. I did think that with the arrested development taken into account, perhaps forgive them they know not what they do. But thats not true, it’s just Xtremes smut button is permanently stuck in the on position, it’s not just motorcycling the Tourette’s effects

You on commission?

Not quite, I’ve been thinking theres room for one more

Didn’t you hear, theyre available on prescription for the obese, clinically proven to reduce calories from drive throughs and increase exercise levels as you have to walk to the ticket machine at barriers. Genius.

Sounds a bit nickable You never know they might turn up.. on eBay

Why did he get banned? I missed it.

The beginning of the smell my cheese scene, absolute class, worth 18 seconds of anyones time

How about one rule? Post a pic of your bike, take the piss too much and you’ll get disqualified.

Jeezus. The reason for excluding someone on these grounds is what?

Doesnt really fit but it makes me laugh everytime.

Just watching a bit of ‘The Two Fat Ladies’ and notice Clarissa isn’t wearing a lid. If you’re a sidecar passenger you don’t have to wear one?

Oh yer, not just my own either

too true. It’ll take a long time to get the appointment and when you do you’ll be done as fast as possible

This is going to be someone on here’s wet dream https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/lamb-found-wandering-field-motorcycle-8462350?int_source=nba

It’s stationary isn’t it

I don’t live in a nice part of the UK, you know that. Weston Super Mud contains six of the ten most deprived areas in the country including the Bournville. I grew up next to a council estate, went to the same school they did and have fairly varied experience of scroteland. I’m not disparaging it, it’s were I learnt to fight or get fucked over. Personally I think Avon and Somerset police are one of the best police forces in the country, not too aggressive or overbearing but that’s not my point. I don’t for a moment buy into the idea that the police are angels who should be supported regardless, I think they should be honest and accountable. I know from experience they are not. Im sure you’ve read the stuff about the met police recently and know that too. I’ve had a closeish friend for over 20 years who recently retired from armed response. I wouldn’t share the stories on here but it’s naive to believe some of the police aren’t scrotes. I used to back in the day go clubbing in London. Do you know where the best place to buy drugs used to be? Round the back of the police station… allegedly Tell me who’s worse the scrote selling drugs to make money or the scrote in uniform taking money from the public purse on the pretence of protecting the public whilst selling drugs out the back door?!

It’s pointing out its not as simple as goodies and baddies wearing hoodies or uniforms. Im sure you get that really.

Sarah Everard thought that too

Nope posting stuff like that would cause a tsunami of bile. Like a lot of people over here I’m sick of listening to police lies and incompetence. It’s very hard to believe a word they say. The amount of utter crap they spin thinking they’re immune that then someone releases a vid or leaks an email showing them doing exactly what they said they didn’t do is mind numbing. Scrotes on bikes or in uniform, same old same old.