Slowlycatchymonkey

3.5 - 4 A pair of walking boots I’d completely forgotten turned up in one of the store tidy ups and had been left by the front door. I saw them and wondered whose child was in the house

They seem to be the boot of choice amongst my cronies but sadly don’t make them small enough for me. Heyho.

Would be fine if they provided an override option if the vehicles not actually unsafe. Before you tapped override you would have to read a list of potential faults and the complications. They could even give advice on speed, temp, revs, distance or whatever that is ok cos it’s not always realistic to sit in the middle of nowhere.

I would have got off the motorway

Sorry I’ve missed all this stuff. So you got it all cleared up and there was stuff missing?! Does Paco know?

Yep, just more stuff to go wrong.

Celebrating Charlie’s coronation of course..

Can't post any cos they were mainly naked and Pete has a bit of thing about google categorising him as an adult site

More projection by the resident nutjob

Tis true the evidence is not available to a bunch of grumpy old biatches on an internet forum The MOT mileage note is evidence enough. Been too busy having a feckin good time for recording shite.. remember that? Nope?

and there I was thinking fondly of this witches coven. I'd put my yearly moto milage up against at least half of the crumblies on here.

Soz been absent, busy riding a bike - for more than an hour to an unabandoned spot on more than the odd occasion it doesn't rain and isnt too hot or too cold..

Might be a bit absent for a min or two cos leaving for the Alps tomoz. Riding to Portsmouth with one woman and meeting the others for pub grub before the ferry. Forecast shite. Mr Slowly has offered to go to Brizzle n pick up a heated vest for me before I leave- won’t be turning that offer down Everyone seems very excited so I think we’ll have some fun. Stash arrived in time. The computer simulation pic doesn’t do the real thing justice but they turned out well. I’ll say HAPPY SUNDAY now, technically it is

I really do love Spain and their way of being. I’m very lucky to have landed in a place thats next to the sea and used just by the Spanish. I just wish I took Spanish at school rather than French!

For sure.

Umm yer on Sunday, but my heart is in chilled out Spain. The French are just a tad too… not Spanish

Correct, 10 points.

Thanks Oddly enough right at the outset I wanted to say what about converting or changing your existing place? Reckon that’s a great way to go Excited to see what plans are drawn up for you. As you know it’s a constant thorn looking for property in Bristol. You have to check what’s available everyday twice a day and then like you say they’re already feckin gone when you finally get hold of them. The only reason we have hopefully bagged this one is because they listed it and were refusing to show it (or post pics) because the last tenant had left it in a state and the vendor wanted to clean and to fix the kitchen before the photos. Fortunately for us her go to fixing guy was away for a week and whilst they delayed everyone else til next week because I’m away we had a preview. I honestly dunno what they were fussing about. It’s on at 10k less than another identical flat in the building and just needs a good clean and fresh paint. She’s agreed to do a ‘deep clean’ before we pay up, just a bit of this n that n bobs ur uncle

There’s a reason the mobile phone/internet service provider in Spain for expats is called ‘Lobster’

Although now I have to go and see my mum and dad which is going to put a dampener on things. Might switch my hearing aids off, worked last time

Been looking at flats again today, just had offer accepted on a lovely place. Very happy and excited it might finally be moving in the right direction. And this probably means I can go back to Spain soon!

I wood, it’s so nicely done it simply wood knot matter if it didn’t run.

Ooo how much?

I don't think the good lord approves of all that depravity unless it's purely for procreation. Oh no forgot about self flagellation, carry on