Slowlycatchymonkey

Oooh I wouldn’t put money on that. The politely advertised stats of the Livewire do not match the reality

You’re such a bitch Which of the following sounds promising and which sounds well like something Buck or Six… or Marcel could back.. onto literally- BUSABITCH or HONDABITCH

That’s an earned name, couple of track days down then.. KINGBUSA

So badly I’ve not even looked But I’m gonna be honest the Livewire is feckin awesome on the rip your arms off front so I’m ok (yes only ok ) for now

Much as I like Mahoosivababoosa it’s got to be BUSABEAST

Sssh you’re killing me

And the price tag, he definitely remembered the price tag

I mentioned what you’re getting to Mr Slowly. He wasn’t into bikes when I saw one at a show (he didn’t have a bike licence at the time) and even he remembers the expression on my face at the Hayabusa

Oh and you’re nicked

Yeeeeeeha

You know how to photoshop, copy and paste is only a step away

I’d defo ignore tiny cosmetics for that bike! Not for long mind you, cos I wouldn’t have it long before I was dead or banned

Mahoosivababoosa

Busabeast

Well jelly. Sounds great. Looks great.

Err jus sayin aha I I won, I thought you weren’t a shorty based on an unproven theory that very short men have disproportionately short legs and you do not Glad I’m not wasting time on the internet

Aha there’s nothing like a bit of anecdotal evidence to seal a flimsy ill formed opinion

Are you sure? I don’t think he carries an extra blank reg plate around with him?

Blimey, I could actually vote for that!

I read a long time ago that generally body lengths do not vary much and it’s the leg (limb) lengths that significantly differ. So a short man has disproportionately short legs. Having read the height and weight of thousands of folk over the years it did appear to be true. Not always but often very short men do seem to have normalish sized bodies and little legs. Skippy doesn’t look little legged.

Bit of a naughty one it seems!

Not me I’m a whole inch taller than the average height for a UK woman.. who are mostly close to dwarf sized but let’s skip over that When do we get the punchline. How tall is Skippy?! I need to know if my short leg theory has worked

Watched the second episode. Think I’m gonna tap out and just google the punchline. Didn’t know it’s based on a true story.

Dunno Dint have any interest in him.

Half an hour into ‘The Watcher’ can’t decide if it’s worth persevering with? Anyone seen it?