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Everyone knows Americans are badasses.

Could have fooled me i thought they were a couple of big dicks.

My best guess is slowly needs a full frontal nude shot of myself to cheer her up from such drepressing family news.

This is seroius, my middle brother got fat, now he;s dying , he did nothing to stop this, its sad, why do you people get fat? Then expect my taxes to pay for you beeing fat. Drop dead ffs!

Fat people have no reason to live...sung to the tune of short people.

I know 3 letter types, i have to help them open doors, what can we learn from this?

If you join the military in the US, you take a test, the lowest score gets to be a mitary police officer. The town over got sued becuase they wouldnt hire a guy to be a cop who scored to high on an iq test. welcome to America.

They said she survived, id love to be her lawyer.

Looks like a cartoon caricature, cunt place it.

Fair is fair i cant roll their r's to save my life.

This .

Your(six) is going to be all wet.

Big problem here so i fixed mine.

Looks like BMW desiged it, they all are butt ugly lately.

Thanks Pete, unfortuently we have been saddled with the rejects of the rejects of the internet, im sure those two boZos up derre think we landed on the moon too.

Tim Allen had a good one. "Biden was on 60 Minutes. I heard he asked how long the show was."

Anyone seen Paul lately?

Blued...weird word weird colour, weird songs...

Hay when you look sleazy like having white liZard skin who;ls surprised you made a mint kissing green ass.

Blues an odd colour for a machine.

Havnt seen proof you ever had a life.

Marcel found another love...where will we be in 15 years.

Turns out walls work, i guess that means liberlas in America are a bunch of cunts, thatnks.

You know you8 are loved by the people when you surround yourself with walls like that.