What a mess Saul, you should be ashamed of that, at least my stuff is in the garage draped over the trackbike and lids in various places with gloves inside.... who keeps all their gear together and in one place?
It's utter madness
What I'd do is get a chainsaw and cut it in half that way you don't have to worry about it, or better still get a road bike and don't worry about all that off road stuff