busabeast

No im exactly the same, I cant stand football, to the point if the lads bring a football to training I get it and kick if over the hedge, I detest anything to do with football

Yeah like poxy bloody football, I dont understand why they have to show so many games of over paid fairies kicking a bag of wind and falling over pretending they are injured, yet rugby we're lucky if they show a couple of games a week

Yeah its a rip off

I played rugby today, saffron Walden 1st team debut today, played 47 mins, apart from that im not doing anything

About tuppence

Could be 2 ton

So what you're saying is you're really fat, obviously we all knew you were really short

1800lbs is abit lightweight for you're combine harvester

Hope shes ok now Paul, hope she booted the over grown rat in to orbit

Ahh but what was her name? Chiefess Raging moose shagger? Chiefess Sitting in shitty knickers?

Part broth

So thats now part viking (apparently) and now part Eskimo..... whatever next we wonder

That's what I meant

He can't fight

Can't be he's too tall

They've obviously heard you're in the vicinity so are getting the fuck out of dodge before you creep up behind them and bugger them

Are you sure about that mate

Close to readfield where the legend has it nobody can read

Looks like proper banjo country

How is I a twat for not knowing his mother was a DOG botherer?

I did not know that

You piss taker