busabeast

Exactly what do you have?

You've said fuck all, well not that anyone can decipher what the fuck you're most of the time

Tell me i drive a tractor without telling me i drive a tractor

And you said you knew already, you lying homosexual

Well on the ploughed fields you call roads you mean, I guess you have the right vehicle for those rugged furrows

You're petrol powered cars cant do 180 miles on a tank of fuel? Either they are very uneconomical or have thimbles for tanks My 2l mx5 gets over 300 miles to a tank and thats not exactly economical with its motion potion

Where's the trains and windmills?

It electric?

I had background in mine, it was santa pod ffs

Don't tell us.... he's making the place in to a harley gay club

Skydiving without a parachute? You've found 10 million ounces of gold and You've bequeathed it all to me?

It was done an predictable text so id go with my spelling

What a gangrenous cocktail sausage? Not much of an appetising meal is it

You've gone and got yourself an Indian?

You've joined the kkk, a back water cult, you're on the run for some heinous crime?

Is there strawberry ice cream involved

There's nothing worse than being cold on a bike, i can deal with getting wet but can't stand getting cold

A decent set of grips is thems, I used them on my courier bike in 2012, couple them with bar muffs and you don't need gloves even in the coldest crappest weather, but id never advocate riding without wearing gloves

Yeah the cpc is just a pointless box ticking exercise, it doesn't help us a drivers in any way shape or form

But it was an eu law that the uk adopted for some stupid reason