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I'm going to Worcester tomorrow to see a band. The guitarist is a mate who I haven't seen for over 30 years

What have you guys got planned for the weekend? Is it getting nice where you are? I'm near Porto in Portugal. Tomorrow, I hope I wake up not too late, get on the bike and ride to Faro to meet a friend for dinner. It'll be 1 hour something on the motorway then catch the smaller roads to get there, a little less than 600km. Then enjoy Faro on Sunday and come back North to meet Sofia near Lisbon on Monday. They're saying it's going to get warm, I hope it doesn't get too warm.

You may notice some changes, the septic tank is now the dark side. If you have to post something that can’t go anywhere else then it can go there, over time we will probably grow the section. Things will get purged there on a regular basis, still no porn though, so if that’s your bag you can find more suitable places in the dark recesses of the internet. Also @boboneleg has been demoted due to being a lazy useless cunt, this was reported to us by none other than @boboneleg. Perhaps an early play for Twat of the Year but we will see. No plans right now for a replacement moderator, let’s see if we need one and if so I will appoint someone. If you have anything to say about any of this please send an email to; I’mafecklesstwatanddeservetobeignored@ifyouthinkthisisarealemailaddressyouareaknob.com Thanks for reading this, you can go back to looking at cats on YouTube now.

….and that folks, is why you shouldn’t post when drinking…

Gotta finish cutting up the dead willow tree in my back yard today....then Mrs. Hook & I will head to the dump in the morning to unload it (for Free)...after that we'll head up to Kingsbury Ln. for a dirt-road ride to see if the wildflowers are blooming....it's quite lovely when they do.

That front sprocket is goosed.

Very underrated artist, he did a Piano room spot on Radio 2 last year (I Think)

Also looks like the chain has started to grind into the boss of the sprocket

I called help. It was heartbreaking, his wife came back out of the supermarket minutes before the paramedics arrived.

Just saw an old dude drop dead in front of me. Was walking back to my car which was parked on the underground of a shopping mall, an old gentleman sat down on a sofa and a second later dropped his cane and fell asleep forever. Quite an intense friday morning.