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Make sure to lock your bike up with extra security when you park it, Ireland has rampant motorcycle theft like the U.K.

Tomorrow morning I ride off cross Northern Portugal, heading into Spain heading into Ireland. Here, I am looking at 40ºC, obviously hot and very dry, will probably be very warm coming back as well. In Ireland, South and South East, I will probably be in very wet conditions and not very warm, I might not be against it if the friends I'm visiting decide to stick to the inside of a pub. I just unpacked my bags to pack everything again later, what works here doesn't work there so I might break my rule abut luggage and bring an extra bag with proper touring boots and pants, plus visor with pinlock, to wear overseas instead of having to do rain over pants and over boots. I hate an extra bag to carry around but it might be worth it. Also maybe space to bring back a souvenir with the extra bag.

Sometimes it’s about the journey, sometimes it’s about the destination.

That’s a Jimmy Hoffa, they both vanish but it’s different

We can help with that.

He had one thread worth posting, he deleted it, he might be trying to do a Keyzer Soze

I thought it was a great post about Sturgis and the ride to and from.

It was the first proper post he has made in a long time and he deleted it.

Fuck sake Marcel, get a grip. Pretty sure many of us enjoyed the Sturgis thread, I did.

Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. “Tarzan not know what is sex” he replied. Jane then explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said ….“Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Stunned by his response, Jane said: “Tarzan you have it all wrong, you don’t shag a tree to get yourself off. Tell you what, I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. “Here” she said, pointing to her privates,“you must put it in here.” Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed: “What the bloody hell did you do that for? “Check for squirrel.” he responds

Here was me wondering what I had done by mistake, when all along the mistake was someone allowing Marcel near the internet.

You deleted it along with the many other things you deleted while preparing to flounce. You need to grow up.

Nice try..lol...that's AI generated Buck...lol...why would I destroy master pieces of threads..? @Buckster...do you want me to do the exact same copy you just pulled out...and Ill replace with your user name ?

It looks like you did it, were you trying to edit it?

Who deleted the sturgis ride report ?

Yes I know....its ridiculous around here...it's a liberal strong hold...it's so bad now , ill probably have to cover-up the American flag sticker on my KTM side cases...

No one did anything, you probably lost your internet connection.

Working for me, Canada are planning 50% tariffs for both Harley and Indian.

Not sure what happened yesterday, I was doing a day ride report and wyll I was editing pictures, everything stopped working...though maybe there was something wrong with the site....logged out , still the same...and I noticed, everything was deleted.....that's pretty low guys, you could have sent a pm or something...I really did make and effort with this Sturgis report....and I had a special day report...I managed to record my uncle and son and I ...speaking in old French...lol. Really don't want to flounce, but , but a few, not naming anyone...really don't like me..lol.

Link not working....is it the Carney and Trudeau memes ?

Why are you so gay? https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1SKzgnTwtq/

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now you can handle the situation. Jack was the only son of Awe Schitt and Owe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Owe Schitt, the proprietor of Kneedeep N. Schitt Inc. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple had six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents will, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock and, because her children were still living with them she kept her previous name. She was then known as NoeSchitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The local newspapers duly announced the Schitt-Happens weddings. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new wife, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says,"You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them because you know his whole family and life story!

That will never run again.

I don’t think a Z900 is too much of an exception.

Looks like it needs oil.