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What are you on about..I finished off my.last pack of cigarettes this morning ..

You don't tell the truth either.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking b*tch stole ma wallet."

I didn't want to say it...but now that you mentioned it my little pirate ...right you might be...

Probably the 'Fake Viking appreciation society' ..........

He is a god dam flouncer

I sent this message to him for you…….. Fred, you need to get back on Motorcycle riders.net Six30 misses you and is threatening to commit hara kiri

@busabeast...I'd have to start you off on something like the CT 125 trail to evaluate your skill level...the last thing I would want is you wrapping yourself around a tree with a RM 250...lol . Just stop it already...I've ran across thousand of guys like you on hyper bikes...and who can't ride worth shit...the only skill they have is holding the throttle pind in a straight line...ok so you've gone 300kph...woopidooda..

Having a rest from social media. I’ll tell him that you love him and miss him

Mind you I'm 60 years-old im not has nimble has I use to be...but still would wipp your arse ..on the road or off...the only problem I see is having you destroy my bikes....lol.

I don't drink or smoke...

Look who's talking...remember ive seen your pic before you grew that awful beard ( a slight improment I might say)

Has he got more chins than a Chinese telephone directory?

Twat.

You would go in to hiding if i turned up and called you out on all this....

Is that and 09 street glide ?

Drivetrain from a V7 Guzzi....

Buck's Rescue-Ride for those odd times when petrol is scarce....

Very nice HL 5....