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Here you go @Pedro

Well, there is Harley Davidson and then there is everything else.

Washing the Scrambler, today, getting ready for something on the weekend with Sofia's club, I noticed a little bit of poor design. Look where the plug to put oil in the engine is:

It was just the sheer amount of beastly greasy shmoo I had to clean out. Plus it was hot and I stood in dog shite. Perfect storm on what should have been pretty straightforward.

Why the swearing, or was that nothing to do with the bike.

Spent all day swearing at the CBF600. New JT sprockets and Xfam chain.

Look I've been trying to have a normal conversation....and you keep trolling me...lol Cuckoo thing was kinda funny...have to admit...lol.

Because it has a cuckoo on it.

Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?" Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!" At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?" Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?" Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"

https://youtu.be/_Cc6zxij5Zc?si=7lXWR-nd90JEwY4A

Your so full of shit...lol. Who's copying who now again...?

Like I was saying....they supposebly checked it at the first service....fortunately that 950 engine isn't one of those who requires valve lash adjustments every year...it's about to turn over 100 thousand km...still runs like a swiss clock....

Valve adjustments?

Does it matter?

1139 BC. ?...or BCE ?

Hold on a minute...lol....you forget where I lived....2004....the job wasn't difficult...or did I have access to the internet...it's not like I could call someone and asked them what setting they were using on the carbs...needle position and jet sizes.....when I did get the internet hooked up , it wasn't high speed...lol...took 5 min sometimes just to download a pic ffs...lol.

https://www.visordown.com/news/harley-davidson-deadwood-revealed-stripped-back-softail-bobber

No, he said 1139.

How did you manage to f*ck that up . It’s a pretty straightforward job junking the SAS and the only thing about the silencers is the bolts can be a bitch to remove. I did mine myself and it ran better and without all the excessive heat from the oem stuff.

So Portugal is even older than @Renegade ??

Get a room you two, @Pedro knows all about getting a room.

PS: i have been to Funchal: