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We start today with a very sad story ........ Ive Just arrived home back from the hospital after seeing a good friend take his last breath, I was honoured to have been there at the end. This was a man when had dodged a snipers bullet in the Falklands, had survived many armed patrols in Northern Ireland. A man who had walked away from a high speed motorbike crash. At the hospital, just before he went he beckoned me toward him, he couldn't speak due to the pipes and tubes that were attached to him so I moved closer as he pointed at his mouth. I ...said I didn't know what he wanted and asked if he could write, he nodded vigorously so I passed him some paper from his bedside cupboard and took a pen from my pocket. Unfortunately, as he was writing, he stopped, the pen fell to the floor, the machine that he was attached to started to make that ominous monotone that tells you its all over. The paper dropped from his hand as the nurses rushed in and tried in vain to revive him but all to no avail, he now knew all the answers to all the questions ever asked, including the ultimate. I returned to my car in the car park with heavy heart, trying to avoid looking into the faces of the mixed patients, visitors and hospital workers. I somehow managed to get to the car without breaking up, and, as I fumbled for my keys I rediscovered the note from the recently deceased. By now it was all crumpled up so I attempted to straighten it out but it It just looked gibberish so I returned it to my coat pocket. I have now got home and was about to throw it away but the though hit me, it might be some sort of final message with hidden importance, there are no spaces between the words, it just appears to be a jumble of letters. I decided to share it on facebook to see if anyone could decipher it, I never was any good at anagrams or conundrums so here it is in its entirety (I'm not sure whether or not he finished before he shuffled from our mortal coil ) it says GETOFFMYFUCKINGOXYGENPIPEYOUFATBASTARD ...any ideas?..

It doth rain most precipitously.

6 Flat Slides on a CBX....

"Backin' It In"....

Fabio at LeMans...

I've done that type of fix to motorcycle tires before....the things I used to do w/ my Seca 550...

My puncture repair kit saved yet another person.

I'll mention them to the owner Iyn.

Smashing Bob , we called in to the tank museum yesterday and got in the que to pay ......then I saw the price £23 each so turned round and got a scoop of ice cream for £3.50 ........how the hell do afford to live here. Beach was free though and got a Brucie Bonus, 3 lots of Fish and chips for 21p

Me, enjoying Memorial Day weekend here consisted of getting my F'd up feet absolutely destroyed from mowing both front & back yard lawns...after driving to Sumpter & back earlier today.....ready for some shut-eye.

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street, when a car pulled slowly up alongside of him, and the male driver slowly wound the window down and kept oace with him as he walked. After a few moments, the driver calls out to the boy, "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car..." The boy replies sharply, "No way, get stuffed!" Still slowly following him, the driver said, "How about a bag of lollies and £10 then, if you get in?" Clearly even more annoyed at this, the boy retorts, "Are you deaf or something?" "I said no way!" Ignoring this, the driver persisted, still rolling slowly along, to keep up with the walking boy. "OK - What about the bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID then, eh"? Angerd by the driver's continued offers, the boy tells him, "Look, for the very last time, No!, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" Seemingly unfazed by the boys repeated refusal, the driver continues, "OK then, I know what you want..." "I'll give you £100 and the bag of lollies if you just get in the car for me." Furious now, the boy leaned into the car window and screamed at the driver, "NO! NO! NO!! - get it through your thick skull!" "I'm never getting into that car with you!" This time, with a long sigh, the driver simply asked the boy, "Look, what will it take to get you into the car?" The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Tesla, you live with it."

i have a nice Mivv full system and a better screen here for one O them, maybe an oil filter or 2 Ow! and a satnag mounting thingy that fits inside the screen.. Pick up when on hols in North Wales. Lyn.

At least we know where @Slowlycatchymonkey is. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16B91RVJmD/

He's flounced ..the twat

Probably getting bum boy action in the woods.

Last visit yesterday at 6.30

silly

So where is @Sir Fallsalot ?? Is he in a ditch with @busabeast ??

Bugger me it's pigging expensive down here int south 3 milkshake...£17 bloody quid

i cant see any fish ?

Furniture moving for me , the chimney breast is being knocked down on Friday so everything needs to move again