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An English woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what?............ 'A Rectum Stretcher!' 'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in. And then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked 'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a fuckin’ bridge.

I have never seen any one Jogging and smiling... so thats all i need to know about that

what a farce.... you god dam Mexicans ruin everything

So far, May looks pretty weak with just three entries so far, not counting one guy taking pictures of his inventory and the other one finding browsing through pictures from his memoirs 10 years ago...

No bar end mirrors give it away

I don't know what you're doing, but I'll dismiss that as a comedy entry. Clearly not his bike and clearly not out for a ride. It could well be in your company's name, I wouldn't care, but that one is just temporary stock.

Worth a try , I'll just confer with @Pedro to see if the bike you're entering has to have tax, MOT and insurance

come on bob... you know a name on the v5 is not proof of ownership... why would i add another owner to it by putting it in my name, its in the trade under my name..now go polish your scooter

thats how the ugly fuckers should be treated

Under instructions from @busabeast

@Six30 could do that in is sleep

Get off bookface and do something.

show us the v5 with your name on it and we'll believe you

ummm, the photo has to be taken this month

@Pedro's next trip https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1C3cJLjpqG/

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1PAHuZYmjY/

I don't deserve more

ban him

Do both.