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A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The guy goes into the back garden and sees a Labrador sitting there. You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told Mi6 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten pounds." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
- Yesterday
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Mandi got her leg over?
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Belongs to an american who bought it 25 years ago in New York, then last year moved to Portugal after a woman. Just had the speedometer restored. Very cool!
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Mandi got her leg over the bike and we managed 130 miles in lovely weather. I confess no pics as we only stopped at Norwich to check out the over priced leggings. She was having a good moan about her knee on the way home and for some reason my helmet was tight across my brow so I've just sawn my hair off. MotoGP sprint repeated at 7am so I'll catch that one.
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Tight as buggery but no pain no gain
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The forest got me You know me so well
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Abbreviated tail section looks like 1 off a TZ 750.... & those triple-clamps are huge!
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Not sure yet maybe paragliding, skydiving or bungy jumping.......... But most likely i will be doing bugger all.
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I shall be mainly walking doggies and drinking beer later . The Giro D'Italia has started so I might watching a bit of that plus Moto GP. Wot about you girlies ?
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That'll teach you to act your age .................... Ummmmmmmmmmmm , it's you isn't it Phil . You'll probably do it again next week
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motorcycle photography Photos from The Cockpit
Cupid Stunt replied to Grasshopper's topic in GALLERY
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Told you know to go that way. Hope it's not as bad as it looks.
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My favorite, out of a few bronze sculptures done by a local in Joseph OR.....just noticed 1 of the Chief standing across the street....
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