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if only you could tell the difference between “L” and “I”.

We definitely need more bagger racing here, I will have to look at the news feeds.

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.The next morning he reported to his father.Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit."

Even the spammers have stopped visiting the site since the dildo went up on the home page.

Don’t mind if I do ….,

OK, so… naked running. Apparently, this means running without GPS, music, or any other tech. I really wish I knew that an hour ago... Now I’m in the back of a cop car on my way to the station.

Last night I ordered a drink with dinner, and to my surprise, the waiter asked for my ID. Slightly flattered, I smiled and asked, “Do I really look that young?” He replied, “No, I just wanted to see if you qualified for the senior citizen discount.”

Even my dogs into van action

Rude

XJR 13....

70th Anniversary livery'd YZ....

He ain’t.

Grand

What !!!! Feckin posh bugger

Decking pish bugger

I’ve been out for a walk with my son and the neighbours dogs, fecked now.

Yeah I’m obviously going wrong by not voting for my own bike

I feel sick now …