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I'm building the excitement.

People voted for the camels, not the wank panzer.

Thanks Saul. Took some doing to win a BOTM this year, had to go all the way to Morocco and pay a guy to walk his camels in front of my bike

So this is just a pre nomination thread thread?

It will soon be time to nominate people for the most epic events in the global motorcycle calendar, Member of the year and Twat of the year. The motorcycling press are watching this with baited breath, I have already been contacted by all the major outlets too numerous to mention so its time to start thinking about who you want to nominate, the nomination threads will go up next week. I know you are all giddy with excitement!

Congratulations Pedro

Well done Mustafa! Now which picture to use?

While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for..."I'm okay I think, " I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now ." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch, I guess!"

Old bed dismantled and stored away, new bed assembled and ready for sleepy time.

Went to the supermarket just now, with no shopping bag clip or bungee on the rack. carried my groceries home on my left hand, like someone that didn’t plan ahead OR has a handbag clip installed

Came to my place for a couple of days, and finally washed all (must) of the Morocco dust and mud out my bike The house was freezing as it’s been closed for a while, am currently burning gas and wood to make it liveable

Looks like Mustafa has it in the bag.

A mate had a Talbot Lotus Sunbeam, it was fun when it ran.

Matt cracks me up, really has got a burr up his arse about Dellboy, who does come across as a charlatan to be fair.

Putting my new bed together. Oh deep joy.