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I bet the tea boy took it for a joy ride and wrecked it.

Anyway Ian something is just not adding up...get call Tuesday....bike is ready...by the end of the conversation the service guy says out of the blue...how's your clutch working..found it a little odd...I tell him fine..a little hard at time to find neutral but no complaints on my end...forgot to ask if they did something with the sending unit...so I called the next day to ask if that gauge was sorted out..some guy with a heavy accent tells me my bike isn't ready and we should have the parts by Oct the 15...he couldn't tell me what other parts were missing...so I ask if the service manager could call back Wednesday...wich he never did by the way...I call this morning...finally was able to talk to someone...he tells me we're waiting for forks seals...lol...I was starting to loose on the other end...lol...had to tell me bike was already in for that repair...oh ! oh ! He says...we're waiting for a gasket for the sending unit....original work order had the water seal and gaz gauge..3 weeks ago they have the bike....what Im thinking they fuck up something during the water seal replacement..im not a 100% sure but I think the clutch has to come off for the job...I think they fucked up...and everyone is covering there arses....?

A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said, "I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor, down in the Bayou, she can help you." So, he went to the Bayou and saw the Witch Doctor. The Witch Doctor said, "Go into the Swamp and find a Female Frog. "Ask her to Marry You. She'll say "NO", and you'll lose 5 inches off your Member immediately". So, he went to the Swamp and found the Female Frog and asked her, "Will you marry me"..??? "NO", she said. And right enough, he lost 5 inches off his Member. The Guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is still just a little too much. So he asked the Frog again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? The Frog said, "NO". And the Guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, Good, 15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect. So he asked her again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? And the Frog said, * "How many times do I have to tell you.. NO..! NO..! NO...!"

What do you expect? It's an Indian dealership.

Fred the Flouncer ?

I tried it at £800 last time on Marketplace, but got no enquiries, I will drop it by £100 and hope for a result....

Just undercut him by £100 , the buyer will think he's getting a bargain

It's a shame that Fred isn't here, he could have made it look like the most desirable scoot on the planet

There is Daelim 250 on Marketplace, similar mileage to mine, same colour too, and in a generally same condition, he wants twice as much as I am going to put mine up for, it should make mine look like a bargain...

Think we might have finally figured out what Bob is doing with his recent love affair with those Vespas...I'm thinking he might have installed a silicone flesh light thing into the bodywork of his vespa...?

You should probably keep your fantasy life private.

you best get some home help in... you animal

There finally finished.... Got to call the Indian dealership this morning, someone called the day before yesterday saying my bike was ready...forgot to ask about if they figured something with the gaz gauge...so I called yesterday to check up on that...and some other dude who can't speak English from Bangladesh told me the bike wasn't ready...

Got my new specs, the optician says my vision is fine for my age, a bit of a cataract starting in one eye, but no treatment needed...........yet! Iam now going to take some photos of the scoot for the advert, they will probably look shite, no David Bailey me.

True that your not has tall , has myself, so your shorter legs should be ok...

I can see you sticking your knob in that right now ............

I'm running around with my pinny on , cleaning like a madman as wife and son are arriving back from Italy today . PS, I have a very nice pinny ...............

I do most of the jobs on the car, well the ones that my facilities allow, it is the work that may need doing underneath the car that I cannot manage, then it is off to the garage, like the new rear axle that is needed before the next MOT.... a garage job, with garage prices.

I’m lucky, I have a fully equipped workshop and lifts etc at work so i do most stuff there during lunch time, i also have tame mechanics who will do the more complicated stuff for a pack of beer or a bottle of wine… This car is a hybrid monstrosity and still under garantee, ( though i replacesd the tyres at work) so its all done at the dealers, but i wouldnt pay thos prices otherwise.

I am pretty sure my knee will be behind it. I will measure up before I order it.

If I a pit, or axle stands I would do the oil & filter change myself, the oil filter is a bugger to get to, have to take wheel off and remove a panel to get to it, so it is easier to let the garage do it...

Did He look like this...

I'm taking my car in for a service tomorrow morning. Quote was 400 odd €... it's only happening cos its still garanteed though, once that's over it'll be dne at work like the other 3